Christ, two years ago was the last post. Told you fuckers dial up was slow.

Thanks for all the birthday wishes, I had a blast Saturday and Sunday too! Thanks for comin' out........those who dared!

I'd like to see all you fuckers out here for my birthday party! It will be one to remember......if you can!!!!!!!!

Pics from last year.

Alright you fucking flatlanders, mark April 22 on your calenders. The big pig extravaganga is on! So far we have 3 bands, buckets of booze, and a 120 lb. pig to spin over a fire. Be there or stay home and spank it!


Details to follow!

***Alright you fuckers, this is an official biscayne update***


Work sucks after six months of unemployment, it was a shock to my system but I'm adjusting very well thank you. The first job they give me is a machine for a brewery in Portland, and the test product seems to be coming up short....hmmmmm. I'm being like the elusive Yeti latley, you may see me but I'm not around long. I think I'm going to start looking for a place in town to buy, my sister isn't going to give up my old place too soon. I wont get rid of my property, but rather invest in a home in Vancouver than fix up this trailer I live in now. Shit I could let this place sit and the value increases. A whole lotta love to you all, and extra special love on top of that to my babys mama and my boy!

***This has been an official biscayne update***
*** now get back to those titties, that is all***

I have been super fucking busy latley, but I'm still kickin' butt. (and obviously still a dork) Gramps has been sick, he fell off the fireplace hearth taking christmas decorations down, result, compression fracture of the spine, the pills threw off his blood sugar, landed him in the hospital where they found out he has the flu. That is a shitload of weight for a 97 year old man to bear. The only good thing that could come of this is he may stop driving soon..
My weeknight fun will be cut short too, I had to go back to my "real" job last week, 6 months of unemployment wasn't long enough.

I need to get out of town for a minute, I need to grab the girl and just go.

Can sombody tell me why my CD burner makes the last few songs skip?

My current crush wont stop crushing me, shit somone even got a picture of me smiling.....I gotta get the evidince.

In case you didn't know Ryan fcuking rcoks!


Wish her luck, and like the Golden Girls say...thank you for being a friend...


Now back to unscheduled nonsense.........


Quick fast in a hurry
Squat bounce drop dirty
Cocaine white tiger white walls
HIt the freeway hard at night y'all
With the keys right there I'm ready to drive
Like a eagle at 12 I'm ready to fly
Pager going off, the cell phones ringin'
Al Green's playin' and I keep singin'
Jeans creased up with the beat up
Now I'm about to go pick this little freak up
Blow L's, make mail, ponytails
Had to compliment her on her fresh done nails
Varoom, motherfucker boom boom
A whole block of green lights, freak zoom zoom
Mario Andretti with Blowjob Betty
Pedal to the metal when your ridin' with the devil

I need a drink.....to burn my throat
I need a girl ......to hang my coat
wash my clothes .......and bring me food
I need a girl with alot of 'tude

Wake me up, get me high,
wake me up and get me high.

Dont give me no lip......when I'm at the bar
Dont give me no shit ......when I wreck your car
you want to know bitch.......who's on the phone
No one for you bitch ......just leave it alone yeah

Wake me up, get me high,
wake me up and get me high.


Wake me up..........wake me up.........and get me high.......

....just because you meet a hoe and she wears a jersey that say champion and eat's a bowl of Wheaties....don't make her a winner....