bands:

1. Screeching Weasel
2. Blue Oyster Cult
3. Ween
4. The Weakerthans
5. The Ramones
6. Ben Folds
7. They Might Be Giants
8. Modest Mouse
9. Mason Jennings
10. The Pixies

films:

1. Star Wars
2. Pulp Fiction
3. Garden State
4. Army of Darkness
5. Night of the Living Dead(s)
6. Shaun of the Dead
7. Nightmare Before Christmas
8. Reservoir Dogs
9. Rocky Horror Picture Show
10. Amelie

books:

1. Make Love: The Bruce Campbell Way

tv shows:

1. Mr. Show
2. Spaced
3. Family Guy
4. Ninja Warrior
5. Rocko's Modern Life
6. Eek! The Cat
7. Freakazoid!
8. The Office
9. The Simpsons
10. Squidbillies

Video Games:

1. 1942
2. Fallout
3. Fire Pro Returns
4. Tetris
5. Mario Bros.
6. Zombies Ate My Neighbors
7. Grand Theft Auto

into: Fulfilling Genetic Imperatives

not into: Basketball

makes me happy: Meditation

makes me sad: Waiting tables, Disney

hobbies: Filmmaking, Pro Wrestling

5 things i can't live without: Movies, Women with Curves, Japanese people, Chinese food, and Keanu Reeves

vices: Keanu Reeves movies, Chinese food, Suicidegirls.com

i spend most of my free time: Robbing the rich and feeding them to the poor

occupation: Server, Failure, Defender of the Weak, Destroyer of those much like myself

current crush: Erica D'Erico

stats: 6'0 250lbs?

body mods: Two tattoos, no regrets

heroes: David Bowie, Jesus, maybe I should switch those? Jello Biafra, The Guy Who Shot Reagan, Bert and Ernie, Steve Guttenberg

gets me hot: Curves

favorite position: CEO

fantasy: World Peace

sign: Slow Children at Play

most humbling moment: Any time I grow a mustache

i lost my virginity: in a terrible gardening accident

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

I WANT: Romance, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Indie Rocker, Punk, Fuck you, I defy categories