So it's time for Bender's annual-ish recap of Maxim's hot 100 providing he bought it this year. And I did.

I think they did the pictures better this year than some past years, none of them are super tiny.


And on the first page I didn't recoginize anyone, making me feel old and out of touch with the world, boo
#92 Amanda Knox, how do I put this correctly: former suspected murderer?
#91 Claire Coffee, looks good in that unzipped hoodie, becasue you think it's yours.
#87 Paulina Gretzky, the great one's daughter
#85 Lois Griffin, cartoon women...
#81 Pippa Middleton, her sister got 26th last year
#77 Christina Hendricks, would make me more accepting of her beauty if there was ever a picture of her with out cleavage, I mean even rock a high tank top girl.
#68 Miley Cyrus, has some fun out there.
#62 Vanessa Hudgens
#61 Kristen Bell
#60 Shakira, year after year
#52 Jordana Brewster, fast and the furious
#46 Adriana Lima, Brazilian victoria secret model
#45 Zoe Saldana
#41 Zooey Deschanel, go to cute quirky girl
#37 Jennifer Lopez, list suviver
#35 Yvonne Strahovski, will be chuck's awesome girlfriend for a long time.
#33 Jessica Alba, Does make me wonder how long she'll be on this list making bad movies or none at all.
#28 Jessica Biel, Is in the total recall remake and fights Kate Beckinsale
#22 Kaley Cuoco, showing some side boob in her picture.
#21 Emma Watson, I wonder what her big role as an adult will be?
#20 Jennifer Love Hewitt, another blast from the past.
#17 Scarlett Johansson
#16 Charlize Theron, Is in the next mad max movie and is playing an amputee, body doubled by an austrialian para olympian
#15 Kristen Stewart, wearing some sort of ribbed thigh highs
#12 Kate Beckinsale
#9 Malin Akerman, wearing a red and white striped bikini bottom and having her breasts covered by the hands of a gorilla suit, a little different.
#8 Megan Fox
#7 Emma Stone, who else is waiting for Zombieland 2?
#5 Olivia Wilde
#4 Katy Perry
#3 Milla Kunis, the hottest voice actor, year after year.
#1 Bar Refaeli


All told there are 4 jessica's, 3 jennifer's, 3 Emma's