I had to go back and find a worker's compensation report from the last season of Sopranos tonight for insurance reasons, and for some reason reading a list of worker injuries made me laugh:
Following is a list of Workers Comp Claims from Season 5:
April 10, 2003- Lauren Press (Costume)- fell off a step on the wardrobe truck, bruising her elbow and knee.
April 15, 2003- Joshua Van Praag (Electric) hit his forehead on a metal pipe.
April 16, 2003- Millie Del Rio (Wardrobe)- claims to have injured her wrist sewing.
April 29, 2003- Steve Swanson (Set Dresser)- Punctured his thumb with a knife opening a box.
April 30, 2003- Chris Carroll (PA) fell off the honeywagon steps and broke his wrist.
May 1, 2003- Anna Mastroianni (stunts) fell on the driveway of the Soprano house while executing a stunt.
May 8, 2003- Jeff Marchetti ( Set Dresser)- was hit on the head by a 12 wall.
May 28, 2003- Patti DArbanville (Cast) chipper her tooth on a gun that was in her mouth.
May 29, 2003- Tom Doyle (Construction) injured his right wrist and left elbow while drilling a hole.
June 6, 2003- Gerard Fiore (Construction) was hit on the head by a horse-shaped book holder while moving a bookshelf.
July 25, 2003- Miguel Jimenez (Shop Electric) was hit in the mouth by a swinging cable, knocking out 3 teeth.
August 11, 2003- Christopher Bower (Electric) was hit by a gobo head, cutting his left eyebrow.
August 20, 2003- Adam Bianchi (Construction) was hit on the head with a 2 x 8 piece of wood, cutting his scalp.
August 21, 2003- Richard Bennett (Shop Craftsman) was cut on his left leg installing a door.
August 28, 2003- Erin Stutland (Cast) was hit by a squib on the side of her face, causing swelling.
August 28, 2003- Gino Benetario (Catering) caught on fire preparing food on the catering truck, causing 1st degree burns on his arms and face.
September 2, 2003- Andrew Orefice (Teamster) fell down the honeywagon steps coming out of the mens room.
September 3, 2003- Bob Dwyer (Teamster) also fell down the honeywagon steps coming out of the mens room.
September 5, 2003- Matt Gordon (Set PA) was stung by a bee on his right elbow.
September 8, 2003- Edward Drohan IV (Special Effects) banged his right hand on a ladder, causing swelling.
September 16, 2003- Elizabeth Feldbauer (Wardrobe) caught her finger in a folding ladder.
September 16, 2003- John A. Weber (extra) tripped over a metal pole on set, cutting his knee.
October 1, 2003- Heidi Fisher (Stand In) twisted her ankle on a step at the Bada Bing.
October 15, 2003- J. Dan Wright (Electric) stepped on a broken cinderblock and wrenched his knee.
October 16, 2003- Irene Feldbauer (Wardrobe) also twisted her ankle on a step.
October 16, 2003- Matt Girdon (Set PA) was hit on the right leg with a metal pipe.
October 21, 2003- Harry Leavey (Teamster) was hit in the head with a piece of metal fencing.
October 28, 2003- Bob Leddy (Teamster) dropped a radiator on his foot, breaking his toe.
October 30, 2003- Peter Nieves (Cast) hit his head on the ground doing a scene.
November 3, 2003- Noah Thompson (Craft Service) banged his knee unloading the craft service truck, causing swelling.
November 20, 2003- Eric Metzger (Shop) dropped a load of tiles on his foot.
December 14, 2003- Raymond A. Door (Carpenter) cut his thumb with a table saw.
December 18, 2003- Noah Thompson (Craft Service) threw his back out filling a cooler with ice.
Maybe it's just me, but I find that really funny.
(And I know everyone. Nobody was seriously injured, in case you were wondering.)
Following is a list of Workers Comp Claims from Season 5:
April 10, 2003- Lauren Press (Costume)- fell off a step on the wardrobe truck, bruising her elbow and knee.
April 15, 2003- Joshua Van Praag (Electric) hit his forehead on a metal pipe.
April 16, 2003- Millie Del Rio (Wardrobe)- claims to have injured her wrist sewing.
April 29, 2003- Steve Swanson (Set Dresser)- Punctured his thumb with a knife opening a box.
April 30, 2003- Chris Carroll (PA) fell off the honeywagon steps and broke his wrist.
May 1, 2003- Anna Mastroianni (stunts) fell on the driveway of the Soprano house while executing a stunt.
May 8, 2003- Jeff Marchetti ( Set Dresser)- was hit on the head by a 12 wall.
May 28, 2003- Patti DArbanville (Cast) chipper her tooth on a gun that was in her mouth.
May 29, 2003- Tom Doyle (Construction) injured his right wrist and left elbow while drilling a hole.
June 6, 2003- Gerard Fiore (Construction) was hit on the head by a horse-shaped book holder while moving a bookshelf.
July 25, 2003- Miguel Jimenez (Shop Electric) was hit in the mouth by a swinging cable, knocking out 3 teeth.
August 11, 2003- Christopher Bower (Electric) was hit by a gobo head, cutting his left eyebrow.
August 20, 2003- Adam Bianchi (Construction) was hit on the head with a 2 x 8 piece of wood, cutting his scalp.
August 21, 2003- Richard Bennett (Shop Craftsman) was cut on his left leg installing a door.
August 28, 2003- Erin Stutland (Cast) was hit by a squib on the side of her face, causing swelling.
August 28, 2003- Gino Benetario (Catering) caught on fire preparing food on the catering truck, causing 1st degree burns on his arms and face.
September 2, 2003- Andrew Orefice (Teamster) fell down the honeywagon steps coming out of the mens room.
September 3, 2003- Bob Dwyer (Teamster) also fell down the honeywagon steps coming out of the mens room.
September 5, 2003- Matt Gordon (Set PA) was stung by a bee on his right elbow.
September 8, 2003- Edward Drohan IV (Special Effects) banged his right hand on a ladder, causing swelling.
September 16, 2003- Elizabeth Feldbauer (Wardrobe) caught her finger in a folding ladder.
September 16, 2003- John A. Weber (extra) tripped over a metal pole on set, cutting his knee.
October 1, 2003- Heidi Fisher (Stand In) twisted her ankle on a step at the Bada Bing.
October 15, 2003- J. Dan Wright (Electric) stepped on a broken cinderblock and wrenched his knee.
October 16, 2003- Irene Feldbauer (Wardrobe) also twisted her ankle on a step.
October 16, 2003- Matt Girdon (Set PA) was hit on the right leg with a metal pipe.
October 21, 2003- Harry Leavey (Teamster) was hit in the head with a piece of metal fencing.
October 28, 2003- Bob Leddy (Teamster) dropped a radiator on his foot, breaking his toe.
October 30, 2003- Peter Nieves (Cast) hit his head on the ground doing a scene.
November 3, 2003- Noah Thompson (Craft Service) banged his knee unloading the craft service truck, causing swelling.
November 20, 2003- Eric Metzger (Shop) dropped a load of tiles on his foot.
December 14, 2003- Raymond A. Door (Carpenter) cut his thumb with a table saw.
December 18, 2003- Noah Thompson (Craft Service) threw his back out filling a cooler with ice.
Maybe it's just me, but I find that really funny.
(And I know everyone. Nobody was seriously injured, in case you were wondering.)
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woooooo hoooooooo!
ride 'em cowboy!
No hangnails?
I'm only sad because it's sooo cold here right now. I promise as soon as I adjust, I'll be happy 'ol me again.
I missed my Chris.