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Time for an origin story. "Bedheadchicken Begins"!!!

Not that exciting. But I figured that I have been meeting people without a proper introduction and all on this site for a while now. And if I'm gonna be gawking at your boobs the least I could do is properly introduce myself. At least in regards to this site.

I was the son of a poor woodcutter. Alone during the day I did my chores, and alone at night I made my own internet out of wood, clay and animal innards. I worked night after night. "I'm to bed soon, paw!" I'd yell. "I'm just fixin to make a boobie machine!". Many nights passed that way. Long, cold nights.

Then one magic night it happened. I had the internets and I could look at ALL the boobies I wanted. It was as if a fairly godmother came down from a star and made me a real boy. But after a while I began to notice something unthinkable- boobies were getting boring!!

What was missing?? Oh yeah! Boobies without a point of view! Random, anonymous boobs all begin to look the same after I while. So I read about this site "Suicide Girls", billed as an "Alternative Beauty" site. I joined SG in 2004. The set on the front page then was the debut set by the lovely Solaris. I was hooked.

My first year on the site I was online just about all day every day at work. Besides Solaris, I also became friends with Maxi, Sophie, Andromeda, Lexie, Rapture, and Cat (who later became my roommate, for a time.)

And then there was the amazing Severus, who I got to go visit in Sweden.

For someone who had always been kinda shy, a place where I could meet and talk with interesting (not to mention naked) girls who valued me for what I said and thought was a revelation. And frankly it was a real lift to me.

And that was just the beginning. Over the past 8 (!!!!) years I've met some of my best friends in my life on this site: HeatherAnn, Manko, Acacia, Andi, Vivid, Levee,Zeppers, and love_Darrow (to go in rough chronological order) have all become people who I would hide a body for (JUST ASK!!!). I've been around the country (and some other countries) visiting people I met on this site. That's kind of incredible.

And every time I think I wanna leave this site I meet someone new and interesting. I, for one, do not want to live on a planet without Aisline now that I know she exists. Opaque is a delight and I miss her on this site. McKenzieis one of the sweetest, most genuine people ever. Carmelita is not only insanely hot, she's also a neighbor! (Lucky me!), And I'm STILL meeting amazing people like Ryker, Hanke, Marlene and the whole new wave of French SGs (what is going on over in Paris?!? Wow!), and Autrum. And of course the beautiful and amazing AnnaLee.

Some of my favorite SG pics ever:





It's been a good ride so far. Hope to continue it for a while.