Today was one of the coolest days of my life. Why? Many reasons, but I'll share the most hilarious with you. On the freeway, there was a gigantic circle. As if its mere existence wasn't enough indication, it had an "oversize load" sign. As if that wasn't enough indication, there was a truck behind it, also with an "oversize load" sign and flashing lights - very festive and classy, might I add. I had to take a closer look... As I approached this thing, it turned out to be a massive cylinder. About a good 20 yards long, and roughly 15 feet in diameter - we're talking massive. The thing had a gravitational pull on my car (which isn't all THAT impressive, since my car weighs about a peanut compared to others). But the best part is when I made it to the cab of the truck hauling this monstrosity. God bless the poor bastard trying to be professional and serious about his company.. That he named "Spurge Transport." I couldn't stop laughing for a solid 15 minutes. #yep,I'mtwelve
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