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JANUARY 19, 2013 @ 08:17 AM | 5 COMMENTS


JANUARY 15, 2013 @ 08:43 AM | 8 COMMENTS


These people, my co-workers, f'ing rock:

Alex

Skillz:

  • Hacking devices together in ways their creators never intended.
  • Wearable computing.




Adam
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Skillz:

  • Schmoozer extroidinaire.
  • CAD/CAM



Ryan
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Skillz:

  • Electrical Engineering
  • Sarcasm



Thanks to these folks, I get to work on awesome stuff like this "Reality Capture" booth:
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...next to crazy genius folks like the guy inventing these cyberleg farings:


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Speaking of cyberlegs, Cyberpunk 2077 is being made as a video game:

By Projekt Red, the game studio that turned out Witcher, and who snapped up Lyssan artist Marek Madej, and Michael Pool, author of the original cyberpunk pen & paper roleplaying game.

DECEMBER 31, 2012 @ 01:06 PM | 13 COMMENTS


Happy Hogmanay, all.

Actually, I've no idea how this Hogmanay celebration works, but I'm given to understand it involves visiting friends, inflicting fruitcakes on them, and burning things, where the things might or might not be Viking longships.

I like where this is going.
DECEMBER 21, 2012 @ 02:14 AM | 13 COMMENTS


Crazy/genius talks at Five Minutes of Fame at Noisebridge hackspace tonight.

If you have any interest in things hackerish whatsoever,CLICK ME, skip a couple minutes in, and keep listening despite the terrible audio quality.

For the opening talk, Jacob Applebaum recounted how he went to the military dictatorship known as Burma (or Myanmar depending on who you ask), and how he hacked everything in sight once he got there.

At 48 minutes in, Annie Newitz (editor: iO9.com) talks about designing cities to survive assorted apocalypses.

At 1 hour, 4 minutes, Naomi Most has some suggestions on nutrition for hackers.

At 1 hour, 19 minutes, we have a catalogue of terrible invention ideas.

At 1 hour, 29 minutes, we have a talk about causality. Unlike the previous talks, this one isn't hilarious. Then we have a musical performance on a hacked Casio. You can skip that one, too. (It was cool live, tho.)

Around 1:46, some guys demonstrated an XRay device they had rebuilt while the other talks were happening out of a trash can, a taser, a vacuum tube, and assorted other odds and ends.

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The pattern these last few months is that I get hypnotically in love with pop songs whose words describe people who I couldn't actually stand in real life.

To Wit:
"Somebody That I Used to Know", covered by Walk Off the Earth

A beautiful duet about two people who have a nasty breakup and blame each other for everything.

Blue Jeans, by Lana del Ray

They're so in love... so very in love... because he's a wannabe gangster who abandons her so he can reboot his fucked up his life. And he never even spent the night. And she loves him more for this, and wants him to stay screwed over so long as he stays with her. You know what? You two DO stay together. You deserve each other.

And as an honorable mention: River Flows in You, by Yiruma

Wow, that's really beautiful. And there's no lyrics about horrible people to ruin it.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Wait, this is Bella's theme from the Twilight Movies? AAAAAAaaaaaaauuuughh! COOTIES!!!

DECEMBER 16, 2012 @ 04:11 PM | 7 COMMENTS


Nothing makes my life feel more like an episode of Escape From Monkey Island as locking myself out of the apartment.

OUTSIDE OF APARTMENT
The door clicks shut. You pat your pocket and realize your keys are still inside. You are now locked out. What would you like to do?

> LOOK
You're outside your own locked apartment. A bag of dirty laundry sits next to you, judging you silently.

You can go DOWNSTAIRS to do your laundry. There is also a window in the hall and the door to your apartment, which is locked.

> OPEN WINDOW

You open the hall window. Outside is beautiful friendly industrial East Oakland, and the roof of the first floor of your building. Craning your head to the right, you can see the windows of your apartment.

> EXIT WINDOW

FIRST FLOOR ROOF
You are standing on the roof of the first floor of your building. The windows of your second story apartment are in front of you.

OPEN APARTMENT WINDOW

It budges, but only barely. You can't get more than your fingertips underneath, no matter how hard you pull.

> INVENTORY

You Have:
Glasses
Cell Phone
Belt
Quarters

CALL ANEMILEE

Animilee no longer has your spare keys. She invites you to her Bad Holiday Movie and Tamale Party.

> LOOK

You are on the roof of the first floor of your apartment building. The windows to your second floor apartment are in front of you. You can go back INSIDE to the second floor hallway, or take a LADDER to the second floor roof. A pile of broken boards give the roof that Oakland je ne se quois.

> TAKE BOARD

You now have a plywood board.

> PRY WINDOW WITH BOARD

You slip the board under the loosest part of the window and wedge it in. Twisting, pushing, and grunting, you can shove it in a few inches. And that's what she said.

> LOOK WINDOW

The window is held open a few inches by a board wedged under one corner. You remember that the inside is latched, stopping it from bending further. Taking a closer look, you can see the chain hanging from the latch about a foot out of reach....


....anyone who's played a bunch of adventure games knows how it goes from here: You walk around until you find something to solve the next problem, only to have a new, more obscure problem pop up, until you have a bizarre collection of inventory items that you have to use in the right order and combination to unlock the full puzzle.

And then you fall through the window onto your couch.
And then you blog about it.

So I've broken into my own apartment.
That counts as course credit for the Not A Complete Idiot level of Basic Hacking Competency.

DECEMBER 15, 2012 @ 03:58 PM | 2 COMMENTS


Dear Saturday: Thanks for being a day to kick back and loaf around The Internet. I needed it.
What I'm Geeking Out on Now

Deliciously ominous code phrases from Project Orion, like "Casaba Howitzer" and "the 'Starfish' event".

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I'm still devouring the literature on the bomb-hurled spaceship slowly, a few chapters a day, and it continues to be a great yarn. It's a story of temptation and redemption and falling again for the scientist set: The researchers from the Manhattan Project get together again, this time to spread life and intelligence to distant worlds. But the only people they can get to sponsor them is the Air Force. Even while many struggle to keep the project advancing peace and humanity, the space-exploration side of the project gets cancelled and the weaponizable subsystems get continued outside of Orion. This is the story of dozens of the brightest minds, from the greatest generation, having their best work twisted into devices for slaughter.

This is a tragedy worth retelling.

But for now, I'm just geeking out on the taxonomy of goofy code names that got slapped onto horrific parts of the project.

"Casaba Howitzer" was the designation for a weapon that spun off of the project. The core notion of Orion was a spaceship propelled by nuclear blasts. The trick was getting the blasts to be the right size and shape: The Orion researchers wanted to get past the poor energy density of chemical fuel that makes it prohibitively expensive to explore far beyond earth. But moving to nuclear power overshot the answer at first glance: A normal atom bomb would be overpowered, crushing the passengers on the ship with the force of impact. So first they had to develop smaller bombs. And rather than have most of the force be lost, they wanted to shape the blast, so most of it would point back to the starship and push it along. "Casaba Howitzer" is what they called it when you took this small, directed atom bomb that you'd turned into a starship thruster, and turned it back into a weapon. Even after Orion was cancelled, research on "Casaba Howitzer" continued. The details are very classified, but the implication is that the system was built and test fired at least once.

The 'Starfish' event was a test of setting off a hydrogen bomb in near-Earth space. Bomb tests were done in batches, and this one was off to a bad start: the previous missile had been destroyed after launch, rather than let it detonate in the wrong place when its rocket went off course. But code-name Starfish was triggered as planned, and then detonated larger than the researchers had expected. The fireball was so bright that some watching from the test zone below were blinded, and the initial flash lit up the night sky for more than 1,000 miles in any direction, and the fireball could be seen for minutes afterward. Radiation belts were created in low orbit that disabled as many as one third of all satellites there, some of them permanently.

The fireball, as caught by a photographer in Honolulu, 900 miles away.

I'd like to craft this all into a horror/tragedy RPG scenario, if I can make it fit. Ateh - no telling the Huntsvillians. I'd like to pull the story out on them first. It should be especially poignant for them, since their city plays in that story.



Catching up on sexy olympian memes.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
If you don't have at least a little crush on Michelle Jenneke and Samantha Wright, you may have a heart of stone.



...and memes that are silly, rather than those involving attractive athletes.



That's it for now. By day (and into the night) I'm cranking away on inventing the world's next form of signage with my maker crew. Have I talked about that yet? We'd been holding off, but now that the patent's been filed, there should be photos and all coming up soon.

DECEMBER 11, 2012 @ 10:41 AM | 4 COMMENTS


My crew has been having fun showing off these lab coats we made:


(Skip ahead to 7:28 to see the lab coats in action.)

How-To for sewing one yourself here.

Last night we took them to Sensored, a meet-up for folks who make cool reactive things. It was the one-year anniversary of that group, so they had a cake. The cake had a dinosaur sharting a rainbow.

We were on talking right before the guy who made art from brainwaves. Our lab coats might not have been as awesome as his art, but it does turn the wearer into a giant, light-up breathalizer. If you blow on this one button on the right sleeve and the coat turns red, maybe you shouldn't be driving. Not that people use it like that. More, it's a challenge to see if they can get the coat red. Oh, nerdy drinkers.
DECEMBER 8, 2012 @ 09:11 PM | 5 COMMENTS


I'm watching Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking and it's just gotten to the point in episode 3 (about 25 minutes in) where he talks about the life cycle of a star - how the each star begins as a mass of hydrogen, that starts to form helium by fusion, and then helium fuses into carbon and so on... until the star has made iron. At iron, the engine hits a snag - it gets no more energy out than went in, and so the star begins to stall out, and die.

I am reminded of the variegated faerie stories, in which Cold Iron is the undoing of The Fair Folk. It would seem that what Shakespeare had determined Titania and Oberon cannot abide, Hawking's compatriots have determined to be the undoing of stars.
DECEMBER 5, 2012 @ 12:51 AM | 5 COMMENTS


One of my favorite folks from the hackerspace where I spend my days just launched a new product line of high-tech fashion: Agent of Presence.

I've seen Alana (one of the two founders) at TechShop all hours of the day and night, inventing new finishes for novel materials to make them catch the light just so, or soldering circuits for the prototype handbags. And she's one of several folks I'm proud to be brushing elbows with in daily life. There's Anton, who devised an origami-inspired kayak that folds away. Or David, who makes kits for do-it-yourself diving robots.

I am so very glad I moved here, now.

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In unrelated news, NPH dreams in puppet.
NOVEMBER 27, 2012 @ 11:41 PM | 6 COMMENTS


Well, THAT was a good party. There was:

  • A chair/tank/robot.
  • Sometimes being driven by a 12-year-old hacker savant, sometimes by that 3D printer guy, and once or twice, by me.
  • A lab-coat that turned its wearer into a walking, glowing breathalizer. (Granted, I knew that would be there. I helped make that one.)
  • Open-source martinis.
  • OK, really, most martinis are open source. It was still cool.
  • Lasers. Because everything is better with lasers.
  • A lesson in how to make "Molten Chocolate Cake".
  • A general surfeit of awesome nerds.

More parties should be like that.

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