I'd love to burn a Viking longship with you, but doesn't that involve a dead body on the aforementioned ship?

And no, Lumo or Talamia haven't introduced me to any awesome, nerdy games. I think you should go and yell at them, because that is really not acceptable.

Are you saying you won't be my knight in a shining armor? Not even if I buy you a funny smelling turnip shampoo?

Speaking of Lumo, she made my ass extremely sore yesterday and I can barely walk. One can't even call it walking, it's more like wobbling or John Wayneing. Feel free to imagine all sorts of naught scenarios, but it was in fact just a very intense pilates lesson. So I get it, you don't want to mess with Lumo, or she'll make you do all sorts of nasty stuff that will make your tender regions hurt.

How about turnip chocolate?

The danger involved in this has drawn me in. Get em'

Oh yes indeed, I didn't expect that.
Thanks for your comment, it's always nice to have you around.
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so bad, its good.