erica
large marge party barge
so i played
and then we get drunk, and a lot of this shit happens
her fake boobs were hilarious!!!
and then i switched hats and the clouds came
i miss lindsey, i dont see her that much...but we need to start jammin again...
girl org pic? i wasnt there for that
crazytime5000 fo sho...party boats are amazing....when you have the right kind of classy people aboard...
DARM
DARM
One time, there was this boy with a moustache, and for a brief period he fell in love with a ukulele animal loving girl. He still thinks about her quite fondly and tries to keep in touch. The first and only time he met her, they decided to meet up half way, between where the both of them lived, in a community college parking lot. (they googled the distance) And they talked in the back of the boys car and shared their first kiss. Things got pretty hot for the moustache boy and the ukulele animal loving girl, and before anything further could happen, like going "all the way," they decided to part ways. After this the moustache boy was not allowed to see her because of his bad habits. He liked to drink and smoke crazy leaves, and she would have none of that. Sadly she would still tell him that she cared for him and thought he was the cutest thing ever, but she could never see him. She promise that they would meet up only one more time before she left to new zealand, but that kind of hurt the boy, fore she was going for another man.
i made her a piece of art and told her before she left that she would play me a lullaby on her ukulele, and i will play her my guitar....
i always let the good ones slip right threw my cracks of my digits on my hand.......
that was her....
now here is the little lady girl rocking out:
i think her heart belongs to many....kind of like mine....
romance is hard to find because it is a figment of our imagination
we are belching, bleeding, farting animals with instincts to survive....
hey.......
but i am willing to pretend if you are.
daria morgendorfer is the shit
this is a mean, stubborn, immature blog
how man times has this happened to you:
aw, yes.....
sitting in my luxerious room, drinking sauvignon blanc, smoking some fine pot i bought the other day, watching arrested development episode #3: bringing up buster, talking to some random person on okcupid.com....
my s/n is Conradbirdo...
i have been on it for a year...
it is super lame....
the reason i joined it was because i wanted to do some more research, aka. stalking, on this girl i was long distance dating...
it was a fling...
3 month fling...
she lived in dallas...i lived in austin...
she acted...i sang and painted...
we didnt make it....too many strings attached to the wrong places
sum it up...she is getting married to some dallas dude and living in the suburbs outside of dallas...
poor her..
honestly.........
fuck
multitasking....mmmph....i think i can do about three more things...
drawing would work!
yay!
i went wheat pasting tonight!!!!! while walking the dogs....me and a small group went around the neighborhood, and tohr shit up!
but i dont feel like talking about that right now....
i am such a fucked up individual...i like having multiple things going on, while i am doing other things....
sometimes i have music playing while i have a tv show goin on, on the computer...and i try to write...
actually...excuse me...
see..
writing about that made me lose my attention...
that girl just IMed me on fag jam okcupid.com...wooo!!!
woo hoo!!!
fuck my face...fuck stupid internet bullshit
i feel so detached....
exspecially since i am drunk....
and stoned!!shit....
when i talk to most people i have never met on the internet...i feel like i dont have a face...
with older age...i feel like that in public situations....i am starting to care less and less.,...
fuck people...if they like ya...they will like ya...
it is weird...
i thought my days of not caring were far behind me...
but no sir! or ma'am....i still am trying to teach myself....
oh my god!
i can hear my room mate fucking our friend gwen in his room...
she sounds nice....
weird...
but yeah...he is leaving to mexico for like a week and a half...
<----jealous!! =)
but yeah...
he is going with his sisters and his mom...
and they are going on a spiritual journey...and they are taking mesculine.....
and the whole time they are there, in this special city village...they cant touch themselves or no one...
dude...
i have to pee!!!!!
be right back!
ok...i just turned on the "air out" fan in my bathroom, so i can drown out the sounds of sex in my roomates room...
it is weird listening to people having sex...
you either get horny, or really really pissed....haha....
wine....
delicious!!!
i talked to my mom today....
i hate how mean i can be to her...
she is so nice...
but she feeds that bible shit down my throat.....
and she doestn knowhow man i am
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
man....
far from it....
fuck!!!!!
look at my hairy dripping semen dick and balls and my desire to take...
does that make me a man
getting off, rock and roll???
haha...fuck every thing...
rock and roll is a fragment of fragments of sub cultural genres that different gernerations can't agree on, or get....
yay!
pizza!
pizza can suck a dick too!
yes, that is right....
pizza...
the best fruit in the world...
man....fucking is fun right?
can you figure out which person is the one that you want to fuck for the rest of you life???????
i bet they are "different," "smart," and "disgustingly beautiful"????
yeah....to your standards....
standards
american standards
mexican standards
canadian standards
modern standards
scientific standards
sick standards
my butt standards
my rapping ability standards
my ice fishing standards
my patio samba dancing standards
my hot dog eating standards
my getting into a good law firm standards
my getting an education so i can learn how to read standards
my fuck you cause you are the dumbest mother fucker i have ever seeen on this earth cause you look so different, with you little tie, and your dumb horns, and that 3rd eye you got right next to your nose, and you are trying to tell my it is not there, but really....it is really there...
my trying to be so different that you can basically make yourself insane by trying and failing and trying and failing and succeedding and shooting people with paint ball guns off your second balcony cause you are mathew rodriguez and you are an artist so you can do that shit????
fuck a fuck a me a duck duck, don' you think think?
wow...
it is so weird, cause i just finished with that rant..and now i have found jesus...in my urethra ....
mmph...
he is embodied in my semen...
floatin around, like..."hey brad, your semen are way cool, i think i am going to hang out here in your galaxy pool of man sauce."
and i am like
"that's cool jesus, jizz is for everyone"
this is an unconcetrated mess...
fuck you
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fyck
fyck you buddy!
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seriously, i am so glad sxsw is over...
...wheat pasting pictures soon!!!
love!
DARM
DARM
-bradleyoliver
ps. have been rocking the side ponytail this last month, and i love it!!
how man times has this happened to you:
aw, yes.....
sitting in my luxerious room, drinking sauvignon blanc, smoking some fine pot i bought the other day, watching arrested development episode #3: bringing up buster, talking to some random person on okcupid.com....
my s/n is Conradbirdo...
i have been on it for a year...
it is super lame....
the reason i joined it was because i wanted to do some more research, aka. stalking, on this girl i was long distance dating...
it was a fling...
3 month fling...
she lived in dallas...i lived in austin...
she acted...i sang and painted...
we didnt make it....too many strings attached to the wrong places
sum it up...she is getting married to some dallas dude and living in the suburbs outside of dallas...
poor her..
honestly.........
fuck
multitasking....mmmph....i think i can do about three more things...
drawing would work!
yay!
i went wheat pasting tonight!!!!! while walking the dogs....me and a small group went around the neighborhood, and tohr shit up!
but i dont feel like talking about that right now....
i am such a fucked up individual...i like having multiple things going on, while i am doing other things....
sometimes i have music playing while i have a tv show goin on, on the computer...and i try to write...
actually...excuse me...
see..
writing about that made me lose my attention...
that girl just IMed me on fag jam okcupid.com...wooo!!!
woo hoo!!!
fuck my face...fuck stupid internet bullshit
i feel so detached....
exspecially since i am drunk....
and stoned!!shit....
when i talk to most people i have never met on the internet...i feel like i dont have a face...
with older age...i feel like that in public situations....i am starting to care less and less.,...
fuck people...if they like ya...they will like ya...
it is weird...
i thought my days of not caring were far behind me...
but no sir! or ma'am....i still am trying to teach myself....
oh my god!
i can hear my room mate fucking our friend gwen in his room...
she sounds nice....
weird...
but yeah...he is leaving to mexico for like a week and a half...
<----jealous!! =)
but yeah...
he is going with his sisters and his mom...
and they are going on a spiritual journey...and they are taking mesculine.....
and the whole time they are there, in this special city village...they cant touch themselves or no one...
dude...
i have to pee!!!!!
be right back!
ok...i just turned on the "air out" fan in my bathroom, so i can drown out the sounds of sex in my roomates room...
it is weird listening to people having sex...
you either get horny, or really really pissed....haha....
wine....
delicious!!!
i talked to my mom today....
i hate how mean i can be to her...
she is so nice...
but she feeds that bible shit down my throat.....
and she doestn knowhow man i am
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
man....
far from it....
fuck!!!!!
look at my hairy dripping semen dick and balls and my desire to take...
does that make me a man
getting off, rock and roll???
haha...fuck every thing...
rock and roll is a fragment of fragments of sub cultural genres that different gernerations can't agree on, or get....
yay!
pizza!
pizza can suck a dick too!
yes, that is right....
pizza...
the best fruit in the world...
man....fucking is fun right?
can you figure out which person is the one that you want to fuck for the rest of you life???????
i bet they are "different," "smart," and "disgustingly beautiful"????
yeah....to your standards....
standards
american standards
mexican standards
canadian standards
modern standards
scientific standards
sick standards
my butt standards
my rapping ability standards
my ice fishing standards
my patio samba dancing standards
my hot dog eating standards
my getting into a good law firm standards
my getting an education so i can learn how to read standards
my fuck you cause you are the dumbest mother fucker i have ever seeen on this earth cause you look so different, with you little tie, and your dumb horns, and that 3rd eye you got right next to your nose, and you are trying to tell my it is not there, but really....it is really there...
my trying to be so different that you can basically make yourself insane by trying and failing and trying and failing and succeedding and shooting people with paint ball guns off your second balcony cause you are mathew rodriguez and you are an artist so you can do that shit????
fuck a fuck a me a duck duck, don' you think think?
wow...
it is so weird, cause i just finished with that rant..and now i have found jesus...in my urethra ....
mmph...
he is embodied in my semen...
floatin around, like..."hey brad, your semen are way cool, i think i am going to hang out here in your galaxy pool of man sauce."
and i am like
"that's cool jesus, jizz is for everyone"
this is an unconcetrated mess...
fuck you
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fyck
fyck you buddy!
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seriously, i am so glad sxsw is over...
...wheat pasting pictures soon!!!
love!
DARM
DARM
-bradleyoliver
ps. have been rocking the side ponytail this last month, and i love it!!
currently listening to no knife: fire in the city of automatons
it is a fucking classic...
if you don't own it, then you are a "faggot!"
haha...
sorry...
i normally don't condone the use of the word faggot
and of course i was just fucking joking pah-hu-see... =)
but the only reason i used that word...
was because i saw an awesome emo vs. hardcore dude fight last night at the bridge party...
it was very highschool...
lamo...
someone stepped on someone, and then the drunk emo kids started talking trash
and then the big skin head hardcore dudes where like "wtf?"
and one just slapped him in the face, all hardcore! haha...it was funny...
then this whole fight broke out, along with a bunch of chantings...
i think i was pretending to be the emo boy, and i was yelling "ya fuckn fagot. ya fuckn faggot! i'm gonna cry and listen to my sunny day real estate records!"
i only make fun, cause i went through that phaze...and it is totally fag gay lame....
(offensive)...still in that phaze....
anyways...(stoned rant)
the best part about the whole thing was...the fight ended with the crowd chanting:
"RU-FI-O..RU-FI-O"
and then i started chanting
"run home jack, run home jack!"
but that one didn't pick up quite as easily...
i want sxsw to be over...damn hipster spring break.....it is fun at first...
i like playing the game, "find you"
cajah i think i have seen like 2 of you...
i have seen like 3 diegos
a couple of me's....
and the other game to play is, if you dont have a fixed gear then you're a loser
haha...
it is retarded...
so far i have seen no kids, no age, abe vigoda, japanther, marnie stern, and the rest i cant think of...
i have been drinking a lot...and walking....and wearing short shorts =) haha...
i saw a dancing taco today out side of taco bell coming home today....
it is like i am in an awesome surreal world.....it was pretty cool.....
mmm...taco...i might just go to riverside to get me some el taquito....mmmph..
there is this place here that lightly browns the cheese in your little tacos,
and they are call gringas! mmmm...my friend Avril broke up with her girlfriend the other day, and i helped cheer her up by getting drunk, going wheat pasting with her, and then taking her out to get one of those tacos....
orgasm, seriously.....
cilantro, orgasm, trompo, lightly browned cheese, seriously......
FYI:
my roommate was telling me, that in mexico, some men refer to womens vaginas as hamburguesa, which is hamburger in spanish, duh....
and i found it funny, cause american's are always refering to vags as pink tacos...
i think there are more nicknames for pussys, than there are for dicks...but that can be argued...
(side note: how do you say hamburger in other languages you know?)
he told me all of this on our recent trip to south padre island, before all the frattys flew in for spring break....
me, bekah, him, and arron had a crazy time....
mass eating, smoking.....and topped off with debaucherous drinking in the sand...(Sp?)
and now i bring you pictures from the trip
aaron
diego
bekah
buttdick
abe vigoda:
keppa:
erica and ashley:
reason for going to hawaii:
that and to visit one of my BFFs OMG STFU FTW!
DARM
DARM?
DARM
DARM!
it is a fucking classic...
if you don't own it, then you are a "faggot!"
haha...
sorry...
i normally don't condone the use of the word faggot
and of course i was just fucking joking pah-hu-see... =)
but the only reason i used that word...
was because i saw an awesome emo vs. hardcore dude fight last night at the bridge party...
it was very highschool...
lamo...
someone stepped on someone, and then the drunk emo kids started talking trash
and then the big skin head hardcore dudes where like "wtf?"
and one just slapped him in the face, all hardcore! haha...it was funny...
then this whole fight broke out, along with a bunch of chantings...
i think i was pretending to be the emo boy, and i was yelling "ya fuckn fagot. ya fuckn faggot! i'm gonna cry and listen to my sunny day real estate records!"
i only make fun, cause i went through that phaze...and it is totally fag gay lame....
(offensive)...still in that phaze....
anyways...(stoned rant)
the best part about the whole thing was...the fight ended with the crowd chanting:
"RU-FI-O..RU-FI-O"
and then i started chanting
"run home jack, run home jack!"
but that one didn't pick up quite as easily...
i want sxsw to be over...damn hipster spring break.....it is fun at first...
i like playing the game, "find you"
cajah i think i have seen like 2 of you...
i have seen like 3 diegos
a couple of me's....
and the other game to play is, if you dont have a fixed gear then you're a loser
haha...
it is retarded...
so far i have seen no kids, no age, abe vigoda, japanther, marnie stern, and the rest i cant think of...
i have been drinking a lot...and walking....and wearing short shorts =) haha...
i saw a dancing taco today out side of taco bell coming home today....
it is like i am in an awesome surreal world.....it was pretty cool.....
mmm...taco...i might just go to riverside to get me some el taquito....mmmph..
there is this place here that lightly browns the cheese in your little tacos,
and they are call gringas! mmmm...my friend Avril broke up with her girlfriend the other day, and i helped cheer her up by getting drunk, going wheat pasting with her, and then taking her out to get one of those tacos....
orgasm, seriously.....
cilantro, orgasm, trompo, lightly browned cheese, seriously......
FYI:
my roommate was telling me, that in mexico, some men refer to womens vaginas as hamburguesa, which is hamburger in spanish, duh....
and i found it funny, cause american's are always refering to vags as pink tacos...
i think there are more nicknames for pussys, than there are for dicks...but that can be argued...
(side note: how do you say hamburger in other languages you know?)
he told me all of this on our recent trip to south padre island, before all the frattys flew in for spring break....
me, bekah, him, and arron had a crazy time....
mass eating, smoking.....and topped off with debaucherous drinking in the sand...(Sp?)
and now i bring you pictures from the trip
aaron
diego
bekah
buttdick
abe vigoda:
keppa:
erica and ashley:
reason for going to hawaii:
that and to visit one of my BFFs OMG STFU FTW!
DARM
DARM?
DARM
DARM!
i saw watchmen....
and i am in love with the comedian...
read the comic book, my arse micajah, i still loved it and felt i had a firm grasp on everything that was going on...
i didnt think it was too long at all...but everyone else did.....well, at least the people i went with...
butt monkeys....
went to the beach for a couple of days...
first day was off zee hook great!
second day was cold and rainy....and we just kicked it in our hotel, spying of frattys and soro's in the hot tub...
ta hautt fo tha hautt tub!!
haha
it was lame...
but i was stoned...drunk...and full...because me and my friends were binge eating all day...
it was awesome grose...
BLACKBEARDS!!!!! I LOVE YOUR ONION RINGS!!!!!!! mmmmph...
damn sucka...
sxsw is coming up...
and i am excited to see NO KIDS and PARENTHETICAL GIRLS
yip...
i love austin...
most people are creepy, douchy, and/or lame...
but when you find the crevasses that contain the matter that makes you happy...
like noise rock shit fuck shows, where all the kids smell like onions
and there are a lot of cute lesbian girlies......
oh...
you know whats fugged up...
when a chick is really cute, and she has armpit hair....it really turns me on...
wtf? it is natural....but i still dont like leg hair for some reason...
maybe it is because i dont want our legs to get tangled in the sheets...
love...
ussually i would bitch about it...
but i have women around me who want me...
and some of them i really would like to be with...
but some just annoy the fuck out of me...
i need a friend....who i just won't get tired of jumping on all the time! and the feeling needs to be mutual with the other person...
women....
dear lord jesus lizard wiener...
i fucked in garage parking lot the other day...
'nuff said....
i need to clean...
i need to finish paintings
i need to pick up money at bossa nova cafe...
i need to get the fuck ready for south by...
i need to rsvp...
i need to take dude to the vet...
i need to work on a oldschool honkeytonk woman surrounded with yellow roses to fill in the rest of my arm for my grandma's tattoo....well my tattoo, of my grandmother...
i need to get my life together....
i need to buy a light bulb for my lamp...
i need to go to the skate shope to promote my design...maybe talk to a brand rep...
i need to sex you up...haha
tripple nipple
hearing that reminds me of sitting in the salon with my mom when i was little...
objecting me to that as a kids is, i swear, what fucked me up...
lost new years eve las vegas pics with me and my little brothers friends...
my little brother is the big dude...
how did that get in there
DARM!
DARM!
and i am in love with the comedian...
read the comic book, my arse micajah, i still loved it and felt i had a firm grasp on everything that was going on...
i didnt think it was too long at all...but everyone else did.....well, at least the people i went with...
butt monkeys....
went to the beach for a couple of days...
first day was off zee hook great!
second day was cold and rainy....and we just kicked it in our hotel, spying of frattys and soro's in the hot tub...
ta hautt fo tha hautt tub!!
haha
it was lame...
but i was stoned...drunk...and full...because me and my friends were binge eating all day...
it was awesome grose...
BLACKBEARDS!!!!! I LOVE YOUR ONION RINGS!!!!!!! mmmmph...
damn sucka...
sxsw is coming up...
and i am excited to see NO KIDS and PARENTHETICAL GIRLS
yip...
i love austin...
most people are creepy, douchy, and/or lame...
but when you find the crevasses that contain the matter that makes you happy...
like noise rock shit fuck shows, where all the kids smell like onions
and there are a lot of cute lesbian girlies......oh...
you know whats fugged up...
when a chick is really cute, and she has armpit hair....it really turns me on...
wtf? it is natural....but i still dont like leg hair for some reason...
maybe it is because i dont want our legs to get tangled in the sheets...
love...
ussually i would bitch about it...
but i have women around me who want me...
and some of them i really would like to be with...
but some just annoy the fuck out of me...
i need a friend....who i just won't get tired of jumping on all the time! and the feeling needs to be mutual with the other person...
women....
dear lord jesus lizard wiener...
i fucked in garage parking lot the other day...
'nuff said....
i need to clean...
i need to finish paintings
i need to pick up money at bossa nova cafe...
i need to get the fuck ready for south by...
i need to rsvp...
i need to take dude to the vet...
i need to work on a oldschool honkeytonk woman surrounded with yellow roses to fill in the rest of my arm for my grandma's tattoo....well my tattoo, of my grandmother...
i need to get my life together....
i need to buy a light bulb for my lamp...
i need to go to the skate shope to promote my design...maybe talk to a brand rep...
i need to sex you up...haha
tripple nipple
hearing that reminds me of sitting in the salon with my mom when i was little...
objecting me to that as a kids is, i swear, what fucked me up...
lost new years eve las vegas pics with me and my little brothers friends...
my little brother is the big dude...
how did that get in there
DARM!
DARM!
i have a photo shoot tomorrow!!
yays!
i want to see watchmen!
i'm going to a wig party tonight...
i want to hang out with a girl called my yuppie friend...
she calls me hipster, super gay lame....labels we hate, but it lies with our routine
speaking of gay! lesbians! lesbians! lesbians!
actually, erreeka isn't gay...she's my new buddy (left)
i wish i was a lesbian...
no!
wait...
i wish i was a sea turtle...
i painted this image on a skate board....
im going to incorporate this into a mario porno painting..
latika
found this on someones flickr
pictures my friend trev took while in montreal time:
personal shit:
DARM DARM
bradleyoliver
yays!
i want to see watchmen!
i'm going to a wig party tonight...
i want to hang out with a girl called my yuppie friend...
she calls me hipster, super gay lame....labels we hate, but it lies with our routine
speaking of gay! lesbians! lesbians! lesbians!
actually, erreeka isn't gay...she's my new buddy (left)
i wish i was a lesbian...
no!
wait...
i wish i was a sea turtle...
i painted this image on a skate board....
im going to incorporate this into a mario porno painting..
latika
found this on someones flickr
pictures my friend trev took while in montreal time:
personal shit:
DARM DARM
bradleyoliver
gummie bears at four o' clock in tha mor-orning!
hey!
hey!
i got my first open water scuba diving lesson this weekend.....
7 in the morning...ehhfffffck
but fo now...i am going to smoke a big bowl..and watch yesterdays colbert report...
byes!
im getting beer fat
update:
i sold two pieces this week!!!
they like me, they really like me.....
ever since she has been gaining weight....i have kinda been digging her...
im going to make wheat pastings of her....with her pregnant tits....haha...
when i bleached and dyed my pubes red....i was showing them off...bitches wore jealousz...
beer belly sex dance
my familyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf? classic american misognessbutlickingness
i always see deer here in austin...but not this big...perdy deer
baby red pandaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if i was kim kardasian, i would totes buy one
amazo!!
more wheat paste to come!!
update:
lost my cell phone last night....think it was during a high kick competition
im fucking up one of my courses, that i should be wrapping up....cause i am almost done with this college shit...
fuck fuck !
penis!
but yeah....totes sucks...totes...tots.....pitter pot
i have been smoking too much pitter pot....
i like it because it gives me a wild drive to detach myself with my art, so i escape further into the realm of my 'creativity'.......did that make sense??
escape is a great word....
i think i am going to listen to my sunny day real estate records and cut myself....
i keed....
art art fart!
-darm darm
pictures on my desk top:
best pic of rubicks
i need to buy some equipment here
my friend becky
me breaking weed in a hotel room with my cousin jackie
my cousin jakie really really stoned
us drunk in las vegas, yay!
me and my brother new years day
the austin pasting crew!
my hermie octo brain girl!! yay!
nakie bakie one
nakie bakie two
nakie bakie three
nakie bakie four
nakie bakie five
nakie bakie end
and boy am i stoned...i want a cheese burger and onYon rings(jealous of rubix's deep fryer)...mmph
mpph..
that is my sex noise...mmph...
haha i keed...
i have more than a million sex noises, and i bet they are all pretty funny...
best pic of rubicks
i need to buy some equipment here
my friend becky
me breaking weed in a hotel room with my cousin jackie
my cousin jakie really really stoned
us drunk in las vegas, yay!
me and my brother new years day
the austin pasting crew!
my hermie octo brain girl!! yay!
nakie bakie one
nakie bakie two
nakie bakie three
nakie bakie four
nakie bakie five
nakie bakie end
and boy am i stoned...i want a cheese burger and onYon rings(jealous of rubix's deep fryer)...mmph
mpph..
that is my sex noise...mmph...
haha i keed...
i have more than a million sex noises, and i bet they are all pretty funny...
