so I've seen a bunch of movies lately. Here's a couple

"Choking Hazard," a Czech horror movie about zombie woodsmen who attack a philosophy class. Sounds awesome, right? Unfortunately it was just a lot of non-sequiturs, and not the good kind, just random unconnected things happening. It kind of seemed like the movie was cut heavily, taking out all the parts that helped the plot make sense.

"May," a crazy movie about a wacko girl. Pretty entertaining, the lead, somebody named Angela Bettis, was really convincing and totally nuts. It also has Anna Faris and the fat guy from Borat, who I learned is named Ken Davitian.

And I have DC Cab waiting for me. It should be weird, it's got Bill Maher, Gary Busey, Mr. T