booo i lost my jarb. time to search for a new one! too bad i cant just sign up somewhere to be a male pornstar.

i love this. and you. well... maybe not you. but maybe?

so i was all about suicide girls a few years ago, but then i was in college and i ran out of money and had to cancel my membership. then recently i was all yay i have money and that razordolls shit just started and i though cool. but no. not cool. motherfuckers are whack. no updates in 2 months. i complained. cant figure out how to cancel my subscription either. sucks. but suicidegirls is better anyway. so word.

Hi. I'm Mike. I don't like underwear.