my b day is in three days.....
blahh.....
i'm over birthdays. they
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haha so this ^^ up here was my attempt to get a sticky crumb from under my apostrophe key. took me a little while.
as i was saying.....
birthdays are over-rated. especially if you're turing 20. there is nothing exciting about that.
LAME sauce.
arrrrg.
blahh.....
i'm over birthdays. they
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haha so this ^^ up here was my attempt to get a sticky crumb from under my apostrophe key. took me a little while.
as i was saying.....
birthdays are over-rated. especially if you're turing 20. there is nothing exciting about that.
LAME sauce.
arrrrg.
i'm moving!
finally.
leaving the house i have lived in for almost twenty years. (literally. i was born in the house i live in, and i haven't moved yet)
HOLY SHIT. 20 years?!?!
that made me trip out for a minute.........
gonna try some new things out in oregon. with about six of my good friends. haha bringing some island flavor to our neighbor state.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand summer has arrived!!!! i can officially stop wearing shoes!!! yessssss
finally.
leaving the house i have lived in for almost twenty years. (literally. i was born in the house i live in, and i haven't moved yet)
HOLY SHIT. 20 years?!?!
that made me trip out for a minute.........
gonna try some new things out in oregon. with about six of my good friends. haha bringing some island flavor to our neighbor state.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand summer has arrived!!!! i can officially stop wearing shoes!!! yessssss
i have an amazing best friend. she's probably the most talented artist i've met. and she made me THIS:
YAY
YAY
wow, so haven't been on here in awhile.
not much new going on......
went clubbing for the first time this weekend. there was so much travel time it almost wasn't worth it.
to get to a club in seattle, and then make it home in the morning in time to go to work from where i live goes something like this:
catch a ferry at 6:45.
ride the ferry for an hour.
drive 45 minutes.
go eat at taco bell. (when you live on an island, its a treat to eat fast food)
drive for another hour.
stop at a gas station so that girls may get dressed for the club.
drive twenty mintues into downtown seattle (while girls get drunk in backseat of car)
hang out in car outside of club for thirty minutes to drink more.
Actually go IN the club.
dance dance dance dance dance dance sweat sweat sweat dance dance dance. i shook my ass off. saved my best friend from creepy guys humping her on the dance floor. ended up in a hot black man sandwich with my best friend.
hotguy-audrey-hotguy-rina-hotguy
and danced on the stage
then at 1 am my friends decided it was time to leave. (no one else wanted to go yet, but whatever ) drove two hours back to the ferry landing. but the ferry landing is closed at 3 am (who knew? lol) so i got yelled at by a crazy janitor for sleeping in the terminal. i said FUCK YOU and slept on a bench.
it was a trip to put down in the scrapbook. if i had one.
much lub
not much new going on......
went clubbing for the first time this weekend. there was so much travel time it almost wasn't worth it.
to get to a club in seattle, and then make it home in the morning in time to go to work from where i live goes something like this:
catch a ferry at 6:45.
ride the ferry for an hour.
drive 45 minutes.
go eat at taco bell. (when you live on an island, its a treat to eat fast food)
drive for another hour.
stop at a gas station so that girls may get dressed for the club.
drive twenty mintues into downtown seattle (while girls get drunk in backseat of car)
hang out in car outside of club for thirty minutes to drink more.
Actually go IN the club.
dance dance dance dance dance dance sweat sweat sweat dance dance dance. i shook my ass off. saved my best friend from creepy guys humping her on the dance floor. ended up in a hot black man sandwich with my best friend.
hotguy-audrey-hotguy-rina-hotguy
and danced on the stage
then at 1 am my friends decided it was time to leave. (no one else wanted to go yet, but whatever
) drove two hours back to the ferry landing. but the ferry landing is closed at 3 am (who knew? lol) so i got yelled at by a crazy janitor for sleeping in the terminal. i said FUCK YOU and slept on a bench. it was a trip to put down in the scrapbook. if i had one.
much lub
here we go here we go here we go.
sometimes....it just feels good to be naked.
well, slightly naked.
hurrah!
ok.
that's all.
good day!
ok one more
sometimes....it just feels good to be naked.
well, slightly naked.
hurrah!
ok.
that's all.
good day!
ok one more
don't think i'll end up doing the whole suicidegirl thing....but i at least wanted to post some of the pictures from my application photo set......
just a couple of my favorites....what makes me REALLY happy is that i've totally lost a ton of weight since i did his photo set. i should do another just to compare! lol.
enjoy!!!
much lub
just a couple of my favorites....what makes me REALLY happy is that i've totally lost a ton of weight since i did his photo set. i should do another just to compare! lol.
enjoy!!!
much lub
went on a super long island beach hike yesterday. always reminds me of why i love to live where i do........
especially getting to see shit like this!
oh ya, no biggie just a bald eagle. those things are huge and kind of scary. he just sat there and let us come up to him. the way he was looking at us was a little intimidating. like, "hey assholes, get as close as you want, just remember i could tear your ear off in one swoop."
so i stayed a little behind and my bro got pretty close.
anyway! week's been great....volunteered at the animal shelter where my roommate works. spent the day running around with dogs and petting kittens. way fun!
much lub
especially getting to see shit like this!
oh ya, no biggie just a bald eagle. those things are huge and kind of scary. he just sat there and let us come up to him. the way he was looking at us was a little intimidating. like, "hey assholes, get as close as you want, just remember i could tear your ear off in one swoop."
so i stayed a little behind and my bro got pretty close.
anyway! week's been great....volunteered at the animal shelter where my roommate works. spent the day running around with dogs and petting kittens. way fun!
much lub
i feel like i need a little venting session.....i think its annoying when people spread their lives all over the internet but, i'm making an exception for myself right now. i apologize for the language....but i have a mouth like a sailor.
fucking being fucking sober is the most fucking annoying thing ever. fuck.
ALSO....when you and your girlfriends are celebrating being sober for: 2 weeks (me) or one week (them)
with a couple bottles of martinellis sparkling cider, is it smart for the older more responsible brother to bring a bottle of wine home to celebrate? i mean FUCK. is my brother just that big of a jerkoff?
"yay for us being sober!"
"yay!"
"I'm so proud of us!"
"I'm proud of you guys too! i'm going to drink alcohol right in front of you to celebrate your sobriety!"
also, my grandpa just had like a serious stroke....ugh. i don't even know what to do with that.
AND...even though i know you're already reading this bfff.....i am really super frustrated. just because you SAY you're an asshole does not mean that its okay to BE one.
living with my other brother is starting to get really annoying too. we got into a huge fight last night because he accused me of leaving chunks of tuna in the mayonaise. well, i don't eat mayonaise so i pointed out that it wasn't likely me....and a giant fight errupted. he called me liar and a bunch of other really stupid things.
...since i just unloaded all the shitty shit in my life i guess i should talk about some of the happy shit.
still losing weight
my sis is coming home soon
its sunny out
started a new job
<<<<<<<<naughty audey misses her oregon boy>>>>>>>>>>>>>
fucking being fucking sober is the most fucking annoying thing ever. fuck. ALSO....when you and your girlfriends are celebrating being sober for: 2 weeks (me) or one week (them)
with a couple bottles of martinellis sparkling cider, is it smart for the older more responsible brother to bring a bottle of wine home to celebrate? i mean FUCK. is my brother just that big of a jerkoff?
"yay for us being sober!"
"yay!"
"I'm so proud of us!"
"I'm proud of you guys too! i'm going to drink alcohol right in front of you to celebrate your sobriety!"
also, my grandpa just had like a serious stroke....ugh. i don't even know what to do with that.
AND...even though i know you're already reading this bfff.....i am really super frustrated. just because you SAY you're an asshole does not mean that its okay to BE one.
living with my other brother is starting to get really annoying too. we got into a huge fight last night because he accused me of leaving chunks of tuna in the mayonaise. well, i don't eat mayonaise so i pointed out that it wasn't likely me....and a giant fight errupted. he called me liar and a bunch of other really stupid things.
...since i just unloaded all the shitty shit in my life i guess i should talk about some of the happy shit.
still losing weight
my sis is coming home soon
its sunny out
started a new job
<<<<<<<<naughty audey misses her oregon boy>>>>>>>>>>>>>
