"I can't wait to burp in your face while you cup your balls.

or something."

"Totally fuckable, and I mean that in the gayest way possible. KISSES!"

"Atomicant gives great sausage."

"His heart's barely big enough to fit inside his elfin, leprechaun-like chest."

"He's fully prepared for the zombie apocalypse."

"Adam and his girlfriend have matching hair cuts.True story.

love you dude."

"Atom is one of the coolest people on SG. I'd drink with this man any day of the week. For sure. "

"Adam stole my woman, but I'm glad that he did. She couldn't have gone to a better home. He's a total asshole, I say that with the utmost sincerity and affection. F'reals."

"BFFS!"

"I'm afraid we share the same brain. It's truly frightening, yet somehow sexy at the same time.

But seriously... an SG AllStar."

"The man will go above and beyond for a friend. Truly a rarity in these times."

"My little big brother! We can share shoes and dresses. Nothin like having someone to want to slap you in the face for saying something stupid. Oh Adam, what would I do without you in my life? Wither away... wither away.. again."

"Zombie hunter extraordinaire. I goddamned nice dude too. He also looks scary hot in a dress."

"Oh, definitely crush worthy... If you're a GIRL!!!!11!!@... HAHAHAHAHhah... Wait. That's actually a good thing, isn't it? Well, what ever. Okay, fine. He makes me laugh and smile and shit! Is that wrong!?! Is unrequited hetero man love so bad!!?!"

"Crush-worthy is most certainly an understatement. Adam is fantasic. A gentleman through and through. I seriously adore this man.
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