occupation: Organ bandit, contrarian
current crush: Sarah Silverman, Laura Balance, Neko Case, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Tina Fey, Genevieve Tremblay, boobs.
stats: Pulse - 60, BP - 120/80
body mods: Chrome trim, leather interior, spoiler, fuzzy dice, hydraulics, mag wheels, get it yet?
heroes: What am I, 10 years old?
favorite position: 5th
sign: \m/
most humbling moment: Parenthood. Fuck. That. Shit.
i lost my virginity: It's very tiny and probably scared and answers to the name "Awkward".
If found please call immediately.
