into: conspiracy theories, contorsionism, early midaeval history, bowel cleansing

makes me happy: working with Rev Bob on a punk music video

makes me sad: working with Edie on a rap music video

5 things i can't live without: i-net, Skoal, my clipboard, my meds, hot sweet coffee...

vices: tobacco, arson, voyeurism

occupation: runaway slave

current crush: Angie Cepeda, she is HOT

stats: dirty old man

body mods: self inflicted mutilation and drunk driving car wreck scars

heroes: zarathustra, huehueteotl, the guy who makes my tacos

gets me hot: slutty latinas

favorite position: karma sutra straddle

fantasy: naked nubile stampede

sign: buye bull toro ox

most humbling moment: the second time the cops beat ths shit out of me and I deserved it

i lost my virginity: to Suzie B. from my church group at 14 y.o., she was a dirty little girl

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Clubbing followed by the all-night diner., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories