I wouldn't wish me on a broke-dick dog. Ever.
Yes I've weighed the pros and cons and one side of that scale is significantly heavier. The only thing that should be wished for a broke-dick dog is an unbroken-dick, or a fixed-dick (I'd go with the former myself, the latter implies a that the dog suffered some). So there we go.
Hello. I'm on a high. Not pharmaceutical though, the co-codamols I've just ingested for my bastard knees will kick in soon enough. No, I'm on a high because after 15 years I've finally won Altered Beat. Got it for the Amiga in 1992 and despite the best efforts could never get past level three. So freaking hard. But thanks to MAME32 I was able to give it the business and claim success. Pretty disappointing end though. The bosses were a piece of piss compared to their fiendish minions. And teh end sequence wasn't exactly rewarding.
Indeed the God seemed to endorse his free daughter shacking up with a werewolf which might have been all good in ancient Greece (actually it would have, the nonsense that went on back then...) but not in Egg's bedroom in the 21st century.
Still the idea of the God's daughter shacking up with a werewolf is more plausible than Ned having a son in Neighbours. Or a man having a tree on his head.
I wish to apologise to Mr Bamboo. In my previous entry I confused him with Mr Tree and wished ill on his name. This was rash of me. Mr Bamboo is a fine individual that makes flip-hot baskets, divines water like a muhfuh and lies to aliens. Mr Tree is a sodomite and shags bison for blow. This troubled me.
Saw the NEW Seagal movie - URBAN JUSTICE. Almighty ass it does kick. He plays a father whose son was murdered. Seagal has to find out who did it and kick their ass. And he really does go on a violence spree in this one. It's so awesome he actually DUBS HIS OWN VOICE!!!!!! I mean, that doesn't happen very often. His best movie since Under Siege. I would say Top 3. with the third being Out For Justice. The man can still bring it. As can Van Damme in Until Death. I'll watch those two movies over almost anything else this summer (Bourne Ultimatum and maybe Transformers being the exceptions).
Been watching a lot of John Pilger documentaries recently. He is by far the best documentary maker out there. War on Democracy was amazing. It was about how the USA fecks with South America over the years. A fine watch.
Bugger. Wished I bought some Oreos this morning when I was near a place that sold them.
While flicking through the channels last night a caught an ad on a blue movie channels offering 250 for a homemade XXX video. You've Been Framed pays 250 for a video of a baby slavering spaghetti over their face. There's a point I'm trying to make here but the co-codamols have dulled my thoughts. On the good side my knees are easier now.
There's nothing like sticking it to your old boss. Bought a bed frame from him. He didn't deliver it. His idiot son-in-law said it was coming while acting all wide. It didn't. Went back teh following day and shit did the son-in-law act all contrite when I showed up. Then I had my old boss acted very apologetically and I told him I wasn't very happy about the whole thing and I swear his voice went like voices do when you twist a knife. Got money back, no arguments and will never do business with his place again. Businesses up here used to have the advantage of scarity power - nowhere else to go but them unless you wanted an almighty hassle. Now, thanks to the Internet, that power has pissed away and there not much in the way of sympathy among the consumers. Serves them right.
I have zero sympathy for that numpty that got tasered. Yell, acting like a crazy man in front of the police. Holy moly, only a fool wouldn't realise what would wind up happening. What a dumbass.
Oh yes. I'm feeling that medicinal relief now. I always seem to need painkillers when writing one of these. Weird. Perhaps if I wrote a blog when I'm healthy... bwahahahahahahahaha. Healthy. I'm such a ham.
Okay, time to plant some lipstick on this here hog. Take it away... THE DELOREAN
I'm reading American Psycho at the moment. Kinda explains this choice.
Yes I've weighed the pros and cons and one side of that scale is significantly heavier. The only thing that should be wished for a broke-dick dog is an unbroken-dick, or a fixed-dick (I'd go with the former myself, the latter implies a that the dog suffered some). So there we go.
Hello. I'm on a high. Not pharmaceutical though, the co-codamols I've just ingested for my bastard knees will kick in soon enough. No, I'm on a high because after 15 years I've finally won Altered Beat. Got it for the Amiga in 1992 and despite the best efforts could never get past level three. So freaking hard. But thanks to MAME32 I was able to give it the business and claim success. Pretty disappointing end though. The bosses were a piece of piss compared to their fiendish minions. And teh end sequence wasn't exactly rewarding.
Indeed the God seemed to endorse his free daughter shacking up with a werewolf which might have been all good in ancient Greece (actually it would have, the nonsense that went on back then...) but not in Egg's bedroom in the 21st century.
Still the idea of the God's daughter shacking up with a werewolf is more plausible than Ned having a son in Neighbours. Or a man having a tree on his head.
I wish to apologise to Mr Bamboo. In my previous entry I confused him with Mr Tree and wished ill on his name. This was rash of me. Mr Bamboo is a fine individual that makes flip-hot baskets, divines water like a muhfuh and lies to aliens. Mr Tree is a sodomite and shags bison for blow. This troubled me.
Saw the NEW Seagal movie - URBAN JUSTICE. Almighty ass it does kick. He plays a father whose son was murdered. Seagal has to find out who did it and kick their ass. And he really does go on a violence spree in this one. It's so awesome he actually DUBS HIS OWN VOICE!!!!!! I mean, that doesn't happen very often. His best movie since Under Siege. I would say Top 3. with the third being Out For Justice. The man can still bring it. As can Van Damme in Until Death. I'll watch those two movies over almost anything else this summer (Bourne Ultimatum and maybe Transformers being the exceptions).
Been watching a lot of John Pilger documentaries recently. He is by far the best documentary maker out there. War on Democracy was amazing. It was about how the USA fecks with South America over the years. A fine watch.
Bugger. Wished I bought some Oreos this morning when I was near a place that sold them.
While flicking through the channels last night a caught an ad on a blue movie channels offering 250 for a homemade XXX video. You've Been Framed pays 250 for a video of a baby slavering spaghetti over their face. There's a point I'm trying to make here but the co-codamols have dulled my thoughts. On the good side my knees are easier now.
There's nothing like sticking it to your old boss. Bought a bed frame from him. He didn't deliver it. His idiot son-in-law said it was coming while acting all wide. It didn't. Went back teh following day and shit did the son-in-law act all contrite when I showed up. Then I had my old boss acted very apologetically and I told him I wasn't very happy about the whole thing and I swear his voice went like voices do when you twist a knife. Got money back, no arguments and will never do business with his place again. Businesses up here used to have the advantage of scarity power - nowhere else to go but them unless you wanted an almighty hassle. Now, thanks to the Internet, that power has pissed away and there not much in the way of sympathy among the consumers. Serves them right.
I have zero sympathy for that numpty that got tasered. Yell, acting like a crazy man in front of the police. Holy moly, only a fool wouldn't realise what would wind up happening. What a dumbass.
Oh yes. I'm feeling that medicinal relief now. I always seem to need painkillers when writing one of these. Weird. Perhaps if I wrote a blog when I'm healthy... bwahahahahahahahaha. Healthy. I'm such a ham.
Okay, time to plant some lipstick on this here hog. Take it away... THE DELOREAN
I'm reading American Psycho at the moment. Kinda explains this choice.
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i can't say how many times an explosion went off and killed a few people and injured a number of others and heard what the news reported happened. hearing twice the number of people even present have died. they never make corrections on the numbers.
and i should know i was there. the thing is there are a few things happening over there.
one of the most important things is that people are garnering for power and selling ideas to poor people who go out killing eachother in the name of an idea that isn't exactly an honest idea while the wolves in sheep's clothing keep taking for their own greed. iraqies and especially cheeney and bush and the people pushing their buttons.
i doubt it's true the nazis found something inhumane. and if they did i'd like to hear what their alternative was.
the deepest truth everyone is afraid to actually identify is that war has no rules. the biggest joke is someone tries to implace rules. and the ones who started in europe are the last to follow through with those said rules. and that's history and fact my friend.
there are rumors that the cia tirtures people. i can not personally say one thing is true or not but those people that are truly terrorists are not covered under the genieava conventions. one of the first rules under the conventions is that an army where's a uniform. these people do not follow any rules. so as sad is for me to admit this i do not feel like they can even be treated in the same vein. but i am not entirely sure torture of the physical variety is necessary. forcing someone to stay awake is not a bad thing if you know that person is a terrorist.
i say this because what line can you draw to protect the freedom of people who only have a narrow view of the world?
man that's a lot of grey area.
i feel for the people who i truly did help in that forsaken nation of iraq. there were a lot of good people. they are on their own a mixed up nation of people confused of their own culture as it is mixed in the deep past and the current now.
segal films man.... i can't remember the names of the ones i've watched man.
and another thing: the u.s. isn't as guillty of all the bad things in the world as people make them out to be. how about a certain colonizer who when they granted independence purposely split the new countries down ethic lines that would insure constant tumult among their peoples? and the french were the even worst than you guys.
we might have inherited slavery but we were the first to spread librite in the world. though it's not perfect it beats the hell out the suppressions that rocked england not so many years ago where people weren't even able to speak freely. look the president of iran is here and wanted to speak at queens college. he was granted free speech though he was full of shit. you the man when asked about homosexuality in his country said that unlike my country there were no homosexuals in iran. can you believe it?
but then again i think it's bullshit we have to have passports to go across imaginary borders. it sickens my heart. the world is circular. we are ourselves free but people find it in their interests to limit our travel and where we live.
i call this all greed.
be interested to know.