About Me

If you're gonna be a bear, be a Grizzly!

age: 34 (Jun 24, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2004

occupation: Overworked, Underpaid, Always Drunk & Never Laid! :(

crush: I'm trying to quit. It never goes anywhere anyway.

fantasy: The ever astounding, always alluring Usagi-Chan. *sigh*

most humbling moment: The first time I got thrown out of a whorehouse in Korea. It's a long story.

i lost my virginity: Too late to be one of the cool kids.

gets me hot: Gold Bond Medicated Lotion. Tingly but satisfying.