into: being geeky and laughing at my own jokes

makes me happy: monkeys

makes me sad: working, the hours are horrible

thoughts on sg: I like it

 

gender: male

occupation: ninja

current crush: Audrey Hepburn

body mods: none as of yet

gets me hot: the sun

favorite position: as long as I am participating I'm happy

fantasy: to be a sgmember...oh wait would you look at that =)

sign: cancer

i lost my virginity: I did? Where was I when this happened? I always miss the good stuff

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

I WANT: Friendship.

MY STATUS: open relationship

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.