into: "Hey Babies", monkeys, jello, pr0npr0npr0n

makes me sad: very little - I just get pissed

vices: really porn is about it, but man is that one a doozy Is being lazy a vice

 

gender: male

occupation: varied computer stuff

current crush: Scarlett Johanson - seriously

stats: 6'3

body mods: I did my ears once, but it wasn't "me". I don't think I would have any piercing that I didn't do myself with a sewing needle and some ice.

gets me hot: pigtails, glasses, anything see-through, anyone "inappropriately" underdressed - as if there is such a thing, women who swear a lot, screaming

favorite position: female superior, but then again, aren't they all

fantasy: >

sign: leo; tiger; feces

i lost my virginity: Why, have you found one?