Emmy-winning Daily Show was on the ball tonight. I laughed out loud more than a couple times.
But for some reason, I didn't realize they were making vagina jokes until almost the end of the 'Cooter Fest' fake news item.
But for some reason, I didn't realize they were making vagina jokes until almost the end of the 'Cooter Fest' fake news item.
Science text books are over priced.
English professors always assign more reading than necessary.
18-year-olds can tell that I'm not one of them.
Lacerating your big toe is a major problem when it comes to day-to-day getting around.
Nosferatu would've been a better movie if it wern't for the Nu-Age German Soundtrack. I'd like to hear one recorded by Rachel's band.
It's already getting too cold at night to sleep with the windows opened.
I missed a class this morning. First one of the year. Oops.
How's things?
English professors always assign more reading than necessary.
18-year-olds can tell that I'm not one of them.
Lacerating your big toe is a major problem when it comes to day-to-day getting around.
Nosferatu would've been a better movie if it wern't for the Nu-Age German Soundtrack. I'd like to hear one recorded by Rachel's band.
It's already getting too cold at night to sleep with the windows opened.
I missed a class this morning. First one of the year. Oops.
How's things?
My moods turn so tightly, i think sometimes i might break my heart's ankle. Or at least a hard sprain.
The last 24 hours have been good, let's see if I can keep it up.
The last 24 hours have been good, let's see if I can keep it up.
Oh! Weekends, you torment me so.
Big party Friday, complete with Liquor, Babes & Poker. I ended up passed out. Not because of the spirits, but from blood-loss. punkasfuck, aight!
Big wedding shindig Saturday, dressed to the nines. But missing a shoe. The pain was extreme, so I begged out around speeches time. Spent the night with Cheri Oteri -- Our love is eternal.
Got called back for another interview for a job. No word from school.
I am prepared to be a university graduate, I just have to pull in on more favour.
Big party Friday, complete with Liquor, Babes & Poker. I ended up passed out. Not because of the spirits, but from blood-loss. punkasfuck, aight!
Big wedding shindig Saturday, dressed to the nines. But missing a shoe. The pain was extreme, so I begged out around speeches time. Spent the night with Cheri Oteri -- Our love is eternal.
Got called back for another interview for a job. No word from school.
I am prepared to be a university graduate, I just have to pull in on more favour.
I never read horoscopes, because they're lame. But for some reason mine jumped out at me today:
"Be careful what you wish for, because you're going to get it. And once you get it, you can't give it back even if you decide that you don't want it."
I have a job interview today and a meeting with the dean of my faculty.
Yikes.
"Be careful what you wish for, because you're going to get it. And once you get it, you can't give it back even if you decide that you don't want it."
I have a job interview today and a meeting with the dean of my faculty.
Yikes.
For some reason, when Wired announced that it's Style Guild would no longer capitalize 'internet', 'the net', and 'the web', I considered this a really big deal.
Every time I bring it up in conversation, I get a resounding 'meh.'
http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,64596,00.html
Every time I bring it up in conversation, I get a resounding 'meh.'
http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,64596,00.html
I knew the old 'igonore it until it goes away' strategy would bite me in the ass eventually.
I've become an election junkie.
I'm a little concerned, though. I haven't heard much talk about policy in the last couple weeks. It's all about Swiftboats. (A word I'd never heard before two weeks ago.)
Where is the solution to the jobless recovery? New tax plans? An Intelligence community that isn't tripping over its own feet? Airport security that knows the difference between a terrorist and Ted Kennedy?
And what the hell with Darth Cheney revealing that he believes that Gay Marriage should not be a federal concern? And his daughter is gay?
How are you guys? It's been a while.
And whore is _mary_?
I'm a little concerned, though. I haven't heard much talk about policy in the last couple weeks. It's all about Swiftboats. (A word I'd never heard before two weeks ago.)
Where is the solution to the jobless recovery? New tax plans? An Intelligence community that isn't tripping over its own feet? Airport security that knows the difference between a terrorist and Ted Kennedy?
And what the hell with Darth Cheney revealing that he believes that Gay Marriage should not be a federal concern? And his daughter is gay?
How are you guys? It's been a while.
And whore is _mary_?
