Member: anvlvpr1

anvlvpr1 thinks you could be a part-time model.

I’m private
 
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Member: anvlvpr1
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bands:

  1. New Order & Joy Division
  2. Mute Math
  3. Bloc Party
  4. Death From Above 1979
  5. Team Sleep
  6. Thrice
  7. A Fine Frenzy
  8. The Dresden Dolls
  9. Editors
  10. The Doves

films:

  1. Iron Man
  2. The Thirteenth Floor
  3. Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind
  4. Children of Men
  5. Coffee & Cigarettes
  6. Be Kind, Rewind
  7. Stranger Than Fiction
  8. Sex and Death 101
  9. Control
  10. 10 Items Or Less

books:

  1. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
  2. The True Meaning of Smekday
  3. American Gods
  4. Nighteyes
  5. The Martian Chronicles
  6. The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
  7. Slaughterhouse Five
  8. The Grays
  9. Brother Termite
  10. His Dark Materials Trilogy

tv shows:

  1. Flight of The Conchords
  2. Heroes
  3. Doctor Who
  4. Primeval
  5. Life
  6. Mythbusters + Dirty Jobs
  7. The Colbert Report
  8. Chuck
  9. Scrubs
  10. Adult Swim + Futurama

Video Games:

  1. Katamari Damacy (PS2)
  2. We Love Katamari (PS2)
  3. Pitfall 2 (PS2)
  4. Tennis (Wii)
  5. Brain Age (DS Lite)
  6. Brain Age 2 (DS Lite)
  7. Space Invaders Extreme (DS Lite)
  8. Kim Possible: What's The Switch? (PS2)
  9. Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (Wii)
  10. Link's Crossbow Training (Wii)
 

into: Music, writing, Moleskine & Cavallini notebooks and other journals, science-fiction, absolute absurdity, stand-up comedy, driving aimlessly, nice walks, movies, coffee / tea shops, privacy, people watching, playing pool, serial napping, hanging out with friends, TV, live music, conversations...and making homemade pornography with you.

not into: Mushrooms (I know), olives (yeah yeah), shellfish, clams, oysters (I've heard all of the reactions, so go ahead).

makes me happy: Being a dorque; playing, listening and appreciating music; aimless writing / drawing (and the time to do it!); occasionally cooking; PS2 (especially Katamari Damacy and WLK!); Nintendo DS Lite; laughing; visiting libraries and museums; getting hot women to laugh; getting people to laugh or to hand me money and wonder why they did it later.

makes me sad: Wasted food, abandoned animals, global government conspiracy, and a man lying on the street half-dead with knives and forks sticking out of his leg.

hobbies: Repeating myself constantly, especially when previously asked what I am interested in or what makes me happy.

5 things i can't live without: 1. Air 2. Water 3. Food 4. Fire 5. Shelter 6. Volcanoes.

vices: I forget, is porn still a vice?

thoughts on sg: I hate it

i spend most of my free time: Trying to find an excuse not to leave this floating radioactive compost heap in space.

 

gender: male

occupation: musician / scribe / secret asian man / jackass / jerk / CPA (Certified Prank Authority)

current crush: "Redheads, not warheads! Blondes, not bombs! Brunettes, not fighter jets!"

stats: 5' 6". (8'+ with full armor compliment!)

body mods: Is an industrial staple to the hip considered a mod?

heroes: Hiro Nakamura, Douglas Hall, Superman, Phillip Fry, my parents, my best friend Nikki.

gets me hot: Black boots on hot women wearing nothing else; ravishing redheads; scorching blondes; bombastic brunettes; Japanese swords.

favorite position: The one where you're on me and we're wet and getting each other off. Or the other one where we are opening our umbrellas indoors, without care. And I do mean without care.

fantasy: I'll need you to sign the waiver before you read it.

sign: "Yield", "Do Not Enter", "Duck Crossing".

most humbling moment: There is at least one for me, every day.

i lost my virginity: Actually, no. I am cursed. I have been in the general population of the Friend Zone for most of my life. I am the Zod of the Friend Zone, and there is no hot Sarah Douglas counterpart as my Ursa.

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Nope

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, Crafty, Arty, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Goth, Retro, Punk, Rivethead, Bookworm, Electroclasher, Drum & Bass, Gamer.