into: not thinking about the things I'm doing until they are done, Bass Ale, a good IPA or hard cider...legislative intent
not into: worrying about things constantly; animals that would happily consume my dwarf hamster, Watson; sub-zero temperatures; set theory; (most) analytic philosophy;
makes me happy: niece and nephews, my dwarf hamster Watson, frisbee, yo-yos, Cabbagetown, concerts at small venues that have places to sit down, the South and Southern Hospitality, being nice to strangers
makes me sad: conservatives
hobbies: I'm not really the hobby fanboy kinda guy, but I can build and fix things when needed
5 things i can't live without: alcohol, warm clothes, BBQ, attention
vices: laziness, cigarettes, alcohol,
i spend most of my free time: lying down, drinking, reading, waiting for Spring
occupation: wannabe
current crush: a shingle
stats: I've killed the Green Dragon 7 times
body mods: I have a rule...
heroes: Fuck you, heroes
favorite position: 3rd Base
fantasy: No obligations.
most humbling moment: When I was 5, my mom forgot to get me a cowboy hat for the recital. When I got there, I had to wear this huge sombrero, and we all had to dance in a circle, but I was the only one with a sombrero, and it was way too big for me, so it kept falling off. Every time it did, I stopped the whole line to pick it up, and the audience would laugh. It continued to fall off, and the audience continued to laugh. I started crying. I looked over at my teacher, and she told me to keep marching. The sombrero kept falling, and i kept stopping to pick it up.
When i was at my end, i looked out into the crowd to find my parents for mercy. They were laughing, too.
I've felt alone since.
i lost my virginity: 24
CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
