Member: angrycartoon

angrycartoon I like my coffee like I like my metal... black

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Member: angrycartoon
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Member: angrycartoon
 

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bands:

  1. Tool
  2. The Black Keys
  3. Winds of Plague
  4. Nine Inch Nails
  5. White Zombie
  6. Mastodon
  7. Brand New
  8. A Perfect Circle
  9. Metallica
  10. The Beatles

films:

  1. Forrest Gump
  2. Se7en
  3. Pulp Fiction
  4. Sin City
  5. Friday the 13th part 3
  6. Dumb and Dumber
  7. Fight Club
  8. James Bond
  9. Dark Knight
  10. House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects

books:

  1. Fight Club
  2. Vurt
  3. Slaughterhouse 5
  4. Harry Potter
  5. Choke
  6. The Divine Comedy
  7. Wicked

tv shows:

  1. Seinfeld
  2. Curb Your Enthusiasm
  3. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  4. Big Bang Theory
  5. Dexter
  6. Metalocalypse
  7. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
  8. How I Met Your Mother
  9. Sons of Anarchy
  10. The Adventures of Pete and Pete

Video Games:

  1. Super Mario Bros. series
  2. Rock Band 1, 2, 3
  3. The Elder Scrolls series
  4. Resident Evil series
  5. Tekken
  6. Fallout 3
  7. Call of Duty
  8. Plants vs. Zombies
 

into: metal; tattoos (obviously); boozing it up; reading obscure things; writing even more obscure things; digital anything; muscle cars; creating music; general nerdiness; comic books; Star Wars; video games

not into: smoking; text talk; poor English

makes me happy: my cat Waffles (her name is Waffles because she is from Belgium... get it?!?!?)

5 things i can't live without: music intelligent conversation

vices: lady parts; Jägermeister; Rock Band

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

occupation: military

current crush: Lisa (has been for a long time, even after she disappeared)

body mods: a few tattoos... I joke I joke. Yeah I have a bunch. One sleeve. One calf. Big chest piece. Huge back piece.

heroes: Bob Barker, Mr. T, Larry David

gets me hot: girls who play video games

sign: apparently I'm on the cusp between Aquarius and Pisces... wh

i lost my virginity: and I've been a pervert ever since...

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hardcore, Tattooed, Metalhead, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer