IPOD
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I'm happy.
I know, crazy, isn't it?
I've just had the best weekend in bloody ages. I got a parking ticket, and stuck in a traffic jam, I was bitten by fleas (there's a bite on the back of my leg that feels roughly the size of the moon), I was poisoned by a murderous former Suicide Girl, and am left with a body that is suffering the after effects of what can only be described as extended alcohol poisoning.
It was brilliant.
I drove down to Brighton on Thursday afternoon for a wedding that was taking place on Friday, and I hadn't finished filling out the parking permit (fat lot of good that did me, though I'm disputing the bloody ticket) before I was being whisked off to a pub. We later met the groom to be for some quiet drinks and, well, I don't know what time we quit, but I was a teensy bit drunk still when I got up (why is it when you wake up drunk it can be harder to balance than it was when you were walking home much, much, drunker?)
So. the wedding day, what can I say? This is how weddings should be done. I think the single moment that best sums it up was when the bride and groom finished their first dance and the DJ threw on Tool's Stinkfist, leading to the first wedding mosh I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure the people that run the idyllic venue out in the middle of nowhere would have never seen anything like it either
Here's me drinking a beer.
And here's me sucking off the ice bear.
I had no choice, It's where the vodka came out, I swear!
Anyway, the wedding after party venue kicked us out at about 5am, and, well, you can imagine how chipper that left everyone on Saturday. We did somehow manage to spend most of the day drinking though, and then I was forced to watch hours and hours and hours of AMV Hell, which probably isn't legal under the Geneva convention.
Sunday was pretty relaxed, I had a lovely lunch and then just chilled out watching shit zombies before making the long drive home.
I feel a bit like all my internal organs lost a fight today, but I really can't remember the last time I had so much fun, and I've just been in a really good mood
Hope you're all doing well
I know, crazy, isn't it?
I've just had the best weekend in bloody ages. I got a parking ticket, and stuck in a traffic jam, I was bitten by fleas (there's a bite on the back of my leg that feels roughly the size of the moon), I was poisoned by a murderous former Suicide Girl, and am left with a body that is suffering the after effects of what can only be described as extended alcohol poisoning.
It was brilliant.
I drove down to Brighton on Thursday afternoon for a wedding that was taking place on Friday, and I hadn't finished filling out the parking permit (fat lot of good that did me, though I'm disputing the bloody ticket) before I was being whisked off to a pub. We later met the groom to be for some quiet drinks and, well, I don't know what time we quit, but I was a teensy bit drunk still when I got up (why is it when you wake up drunk it can be harder to balance than it was when you were walking home much, much, drunker?)
So. the wedding day, what can I say? This is how weddings should be done. I think the single moment that best sums it up was when the bride and groom finished their first dance and the DJ threw on Tool's Stinkfist, leading to the first wedding mosh I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure the people that run the idyllic venue out in the middle of nowhere would have never seen anything like it either
Here's me drinking a beer.
And here's me sucking off the ice bear.
I had no choice, It's where the vodka came out, I swear!
Anyway, the wedding after party venue kicked us out at about 5am, and, well, you can imagine how chipper that left everyone on Saturday. We did somehow manage to spend most of the day drinking though, and then I was forced to watch hours and hours and hours of AMV Hell, which probably isn't legal under the Geneva convention.
Sunday was pretty relaxed, I had a lovely lunch and then just chilled out watching shit zombies before making the long drive home.
I feel a bit like all my internal organs lost a fight today, but I really can't remember the last time I had so much fun, and I've just been in a really good mood
Hope you're all doing well
