age: 31 (Sep 10, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2003

occupation: FDIC Thief

crush: girls what ain't got no clothes on

body mods: several splinters, some bit-down fingernails, a pair of shoes with inch-high soles

i lost my virginity: dipping my pen in the company ink

stats: in-between demographics, but looking

fantasy: being that chick who won $78 billion for smoking too much

into: sock laundry, redheads, prague, maguro, cerveza, brunettes, curry, munich, limes, pickles, lit., tokyo, kids who know the konami code and, ok sure, blondes

sign: in case of fire [something something something]

gets me hot: ice in her mouth when we... kiss... sexy smiles that weren't meant to be; hey! your feet aren't ugly! accents, and holy crap, she can play the violin.