I had a dream
I was in a crowded room of people watching the price is right when suddenly I had no pants and an erection. Everybody was staring at me as Princess Diana leaned over the back of the couch I was sitting on and gave me two soft strokes. All of a sudden I had this uncontrollable ejaculation which also produced an abnormally huge amount of sperm. The discharge covered everything and everyone in the room. Nobody moved or said a word, they all just looked looked at me in disbelief....it was extremely embarassing.
I was in a crowded room of people watching the price is right when suddenly I had no pants and an erection. Everybody was staring at me as Princess Diana leaned over the back of the couch I was sitting on and gave me two soft strokes. All of a sudden I had this uncontrollable ejaculation which also produced an abnormally huge amount of sperm. The discharge covered everything and everyone in the room. Nobody moved or said a word, they all just looked looked at me in disbelief....it was extremely embarassing.
The following comes from the thoughts I had today while in the shower...
next time you are taking a shower and the water is draining just a little to slow just stop for a second, step back out of the waters stream and stand still for a couple of minutes. watch the soap suds begin to gather into a big, white, glorious spiral just above the drain. realize how much it looks like the satalite imaging of a hurricane. then think to yourself, of the possibility that some microscopic little civilization is living at the bottom of your tub and is experiencing this hurricane and the amount of releif supplies they must need. then after you have had your brief moment of compassion grap your disinfectint from underneath the sink and wipe away their lives and any sign that they ever existed.
next time you are taking a shower and the water is draining just a little to slow just stop for a second, step back out of the waters stream and stand still for a couple of minutes. watch the soap suds begin to gather into a big, white, glorious spiral just above the drain. realize how much it looks like the satalite imaging of a hurricane. then think to yourself, of the possibility that some microscopic little civilization is living at the bottom of your tub and is experiencing this hurricane and the amount of releif supplies they must need. then after you have had your brief moment of compassion grap your disinfectint from underneath the sink and wipe away their lives and any sign that they ever existed.
3 Dreams I had recently....
(1)Last night I dreamt of a giant map of the world, like those big cheesy colorful ones in your highschool history book. In this dream little pieces of the United States defected from our nation and joined Russia. Not just politically either, pieces of America literally broke off and floated over to Russia...If I have any psychic abilities I fear for the future of our great nation.
(2)I had a dream that a friend of mine scammed Ed McMahons million dollar sweepstakes and used the money to buy used furniture for his bedroom...he should have been able to afford something better with one million dollars.
(3)I dreamt that I built a raft out of bamboo and coconuts. My friend Justin and I then rafted to the outskirts of Alaska where we befriended a moose. We then convinced Moose to come with us on our raft to Hawaii. So we got on the raft and floated on to these islands that were really small and uninhabited where I caught a shark with a pillow case.
(1)Last night I dreamt of a giant map of the world, like those big cheesy colorful ones in your highschool history book. In this dream little pieces of the United States defected from our nation and joined Russia. Not just politically either, pieces of America literally broke off and floated over to Russia...If I have any psychic abilities I fear for the future of our great nation.
(2)I had a dream that a friend of mine scammed Ed McMahons million dollar sweepstakes and used the money to buy used furniture for his bedroom...he should have been able to afford something better with one million dollars.
(3)I dreamt that I built a raft out of bamboo and coconuts. My friend Justin and I then rafted to the outskirts of Alaska where we befriended a moose. We then convinced Moose to come with us on our raft to Hawaii. So we got on the raft and floated on to these islands that were really small and uninhabited where I caught a shark with a pillow case.
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