Diet for a healthy happy Adam:
8mg Dilaudid
50mg Tramadol
90mg Roxicet
Now those of you in the know might ask yourselves. "why, adam? why take pills at doses that could literally kill a small elephant?" Well, I'll tell you. A) Moderation is for pussies, B) Generous portions increase my potential for success, and C) I am on a campaign to prove that I am in fact Kieth RIchards' long lost son.
8mg Dilaudid
50mg Tramadol
90mg Roxicet
Now those of you in the know might ask yourselves. "why, adam? why take pills at doses that could literally kill a small elephant?" Well, I'll tell you. A) Moderation is for pussies, B) Generous portions increase my potential for success, and C) I am on a campaign to prove that I am in fact Kieth RIchards' long lost son.
