Dying
Is an art, like everything else.
I do it exceptionally well.
I do it so it feels like hell.
I do it so it feels real.
I guess you could say I've a call.
To all my friends who left such sweet comments and support, thank you so much. I know recently some of you have also lost your pets and understand how it feels. Thank you again, you guys are great.
and now for something completely different
"Dear attractive woman number 2, only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I've responded to you, but I've forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded. I may not know much, but I know that the wind sings your name endlessly, although with a slight lisp that makes it difficult to understand if I'm standing near an air conditioner. I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else. I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention. I know that your lips are as full as that sexy French model's that I desperately want to fuck. I know that if for an instant I could have you lie next to me, or on top of me, or sit on me, or stand over me and shake, then I would be the happiest man in my pants. I know all of this, and yet you do not know me. Change your life; accept my love. Or, at least let me pay you to accept it."
"Fair goes the dancing when the Sitar is tuned,
Tune us the Sitar neither low nor high,
And we will dance away the hearts of men.
The string overstretched breaks, the music dies,
The string overslack is dumb and the music dies
, Tune us the Sitar neither low nor high.
And we will dance away the hearts of men. "
<span>That's the rules but I'm not tagging anyone. I was tagged and I really like learning new things about my friends, so I will participate.
Here's my 28 random things...</span>
1. I worked at Mall of America for 4 years.It's the reason why I'm jaded and dislike people.
2. I consider myself to be a gourmand.
3. Skateboarding is very important to me but I haven't stepped on a deck in a long time.
4. I'm not a vegetarian but sometimes when I'm eating meat I feel like it's wrong.
5. one of my favorite pastimes is getting drunk and playing drums for hours with my friends.
6. I have dance parties by myself in my living room.
7. I play sims3 for hours only building houses and decorating them.
8. I don't want children.
9.I hate talking on the phone and avoid it like the plague.
10. I have a big interest in serial killers and criminology.
11. I drink 2 gallons of sparkling water a day.
12.Im a home body and don't like going out that much.
13. I have always dreamed of meeting a nice Jewish boy.
14. I crave the sounds of poorly recorded punk rock from the late 80's from Nor Cal. It feeds my soul.
15. I hate black olives.
16. Some of my closest friends I have never met in real life. I just chat with them online.
17. I'm allergic to cigarettes.
18. I love learning about History. It makes me giddy.
19. When I was younger I wanted to be an actress.
20. I was very unattractive until I was 17 .
21.I have never done cocaine
22. When I was little I had a crush on Mr. Rogers
23. I think expelling gas is one of the funniest, greatest things in the world.
24. I have very poor circulation and ,even living in LA, I am sitting here with a heating pad on my lap.
25. I love animals and am very happy when I get to pet them.
26. Drawing and painting is very therapeutic to me.
27.Plants make me very happy.
28. I have to pee right now.....uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
29. I just peed myself.
