If any of you catch this 24 hour flu that is going around, don't be frightened. You only want to die for abou 9 hours. The rest of the time you'll be exhausted. You may lose up to 6lbs, and you'll probably spend most of the day in bed. But the projectile from both ends, as I said, will only last about 9 hours.

Good lord, I wouldn't wish last night on my worst enemy. I really thought I was going to die.