Yea, I'm sad! I had to drop out of my marathon

1) I didn't fundraise enough $$
2) I got rear ended

My jeep is TOTALED
AND I HAVE A FRICKEN NECK BRACE

I'm broken enough so I'm actually going to wear my neck brace. YAY! 6 more days! Its ok, I look dead sexy in my neck brace! muahaha!

I puked up so much last night I HATE WHIPLASH!!!!!!!!!

I miss my jeep and marathon group runs

THE JEEP ... R.I.P.






ME IN MY SEXY NECK BRACE!

I think I have a future in NASCAR ohgod

yea so i had the best sex in a very very long time i dont moan and when i do its like a whisper well let me tell you if i got any louder i would have woken up his neighbors.

so when i left (had to take a nap first) i saw a jack in the box right by his house THATS DANGEROUS since i am addicted to ther tacos COME ON! 2 tacos for 99 cents?! heaven. i got a coffee too, i had it black and it was actually really good.

i was listening to my XM and amm on a long drive i listen to dance well all the dance stations had music in foreign languages at the time WHAT THE FUCK?! so i settled for channel 81 and it was pretty good it was like reggae dance music i kinda liked it but i couldnt figure out what they were saying when they spoke english and i missed my exit to get onto the 680 oopsie i also thought i was supposed to go north so when i turned around i wa slooking for 680 north I AM RETARTED! so when i figured out i had to go south i did a really illegal left turn hehehe

the big bang about my drive home was this stupid infiniti was passing me and all of a sudden i got this huge RAGE AND HAD TO GET IN FRONT OF THEM!!!!!!!!!

i had this huge problem that if i was going any slower than 75mph i was getting pissed and i usually top out at 75 cuz i drive like a granny

OH HELLL FUCK SHIT so theres this windy road (the 84) and you can take some of these turns at 45mph if you hit em right but this damn mini cooper douche bag in front of me FOLLOWED THE WARNING SIGNS and drove them at 25mph

I AM IN A HUGE FUCKING JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE AND CAN TAKE THESE TURNS AT 45MPH WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID MINI COOPER YOU COULD GO FUCKING 50MPH aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

well, i did learn to drive on windy country roads lol i am a hick

yea coffee at 1am is not a good idea for me!

mm i love sex!!!!!

I HATE BANK OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok so i have no idea how cuz i had $100 in my account for sure

i magically ended up -$50 even though i see no charge that puts me in the hole
then i put $89 in
they took out the $50
I knew that would happen cuz its only fair
then i was charged a $33 overdraft fee

I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO SINCE I HAVE A STUDENT ACCOUNT
THEY FUCKIN TOLD ME SINCE I HAVE A STUDENT ACCOUNT I DONT HAVE THOSE FEES

my total balance at the point is about $4

then since i thought i had $39 in my account i used $20 for doctors stuff ($10 for appt and $10 for prescription)

SO now i am NEGATIVE $16

when i put money in to cover it the minimum they will take from me is going to be $49

SO IM FUCKING IN A BAD PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!

I DONT GET A PAY CHECK AT THE SOONEST IN 2 WEEKS

FUCKING $118 IN FEES IN ONE FUCKING MONTH

I am switching to WaMu I love that name hehehe

so i got this junk email and i didnt open it but the subject made me laugh

ejaculatte

EJACULATTE

---its the next big thing at starbucks just wait and see---

"i'd like a venti ejaculatte with extra foam"

and i will leave you with some rap lyrics

thanks frankisaurus sex for the lyrics

Just a quick word before what happened last night, my friend has cancer so she is very on edge.

So last night I was with my friend and her boyfriend. We were drinking very very strong daquiris and all was well. We wanted funnel cake but my friend was tired so we (her boyfriend and I) let her take a 10 minute nap. She got VERY cranky when we tried to wake her up but she wanted funnel cake so she did. We are at IHOP and we are eating our funnel cake and she spills her coffee on her. She starts sobbing and we get through our meal. Her boyfriend also said or did something she took offense to. On the way home at a red light she gets out of the car and takes off running down the street. She went a good city block. Of course being the good friend I kicked off my flip flops and went running after her. I was able to stop her at a Taco Bell parking lot and got her calm a little. She really was freaking out and I mean BIG TIME. When her boyfriend came up the talked, she freaked out, and went running down the street again. I went running after her. We crossed a busy street. Let me tell you crossing busy streets barefoot, especially going through the island with all sorts of brush. NOT FUN. She was puking in the bushes and when I came over she fortunately was done for now. She was sitting on the curb arguing with her boyfriend with a very loud voice. We eventually got her in the car and to her house. They argued for a little then it calmed down and they got me blankets and pillows. Right as i was falling asleep they started yelling. She wakes me up at about 6 am before she leave for her meeting with a thank you note.

I love my friend to death but i think there needs to be a ban on alcohol in her house for now.

Man that was a LONG ASS NIGHT.

I am still so jet lagged its time for some food and another 4 hour nap

I am still jet lagged, I hate it!!!!!!!! I came back Saturday and I feel like death. I do have to say the trip is worth the jet lag. I feel like I need a 4 hour nap.

Low Island, Great Barrier Reef AUS