so this girl asked me if i thought she should get implants.

i told her that it would definitely help her fill out her shirt.

she wanted to know if she should get c's or d's.

i said 19's.

her quizzical look wanted clarification.

nineteen inches...around.

the rust falling off the gears was audible.

your forarms.

nothing sexier than a chick with popeye arms.

i don't think i'll see her again.