A friend of mine once told me that she thought I'd make a good gigolo. I never quite understood what she meant. I'm not the most attractive fella, and I have zero experience in the sack, and I think those are two qualities that make a good gigolo.
Maybe she thought I had few morals and would have no problem whoring myself out for money?
Well, now that I'm incredibly poor and need money, I'm considering becoming a male escort. Well, not seriously, nobody's gonna hire me, especially not in a college town. You can throw a rock here and hit five dudes who will have sex with people for free.
I still would like to know why I'm gigolo material, though.
Maybe she thought I had few morals and would have no problem whoring myself out for money?
Well, now that I'm incredibly poor and need money, I'm considering becoming a male escort. Well, not seriously, nobody's gonna hire me, especially not in a college town. You can throw a rock here and hit five dudes who will have sex with people for free.
I still would like to know why I'm gigolo material, though.
APR 29, 2005 05:09 AM
APR 30, 2005 12:26 AM
"let's go get sushi and not pay."
APR 30, 2005 01:57 AM
APR 30, 2005 11:18 AM
prockg
I'm lost
April 2004
APR 30, 2005 11:30 PM
Because "PhobetorZero Male Gigolo" rhymes and sounds cool. Too long for a license plate though. That's a shame. 
MAY 01, 2005 07:02 AM
I, too, think it is your "gentleman" type quality.
And perhaps the hat. 
