Member: Zort

Zort smart like a horse, hung like Einstein.

I’m private
 
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Member: Zort
Member: Zort
Member: Zort
 

Top ten

Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. HIM
  2. Say Anything
  3. Dethklok
  4. The Spill Canvas
  5. Optimus Rhyme
  6. Protomen
  7. Anamanaguchi
  8. Supercommuter
  9. FantomenK

films:

  1. The Thing
  2. They Live
  3. Transformers
  4. Iron Man
  5. Terminator 2

books:

  1. Gospel of the FlyingSpaghetti monster
  2. Alphabet of manliness
  3. Melencholy Death of Oyster Boy
  4. If Chins could Kill
  5. Call of Cthulhu
  6. Scott Pilgrim

tv shows:

  1. Mythbusters
  2. Dirty Jobs
  3. Holmes on Homes
  4. Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares
  5. Little Britain
  6. Metalocalypse

Video Games:

  1. Rain Slick Precipice of Darkness
  2. WoW
  3. Metal Gear Solid series
  4. Team Fortress 2
  5. Rockband/Guitar Hero
  6. Minecraft
  7. Catherine
  8. Scott Pilgrim
 

into: Gaming, technology etc

not into: drugs, the bar scene, clubbing

makes me happy: the time I get to spend with SugarCunt

makes me sad: having to leave her and come back

hobbies: games, slacking off

5 things i can't live without: games, music, good friends, food and water

vices: LAZY

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: dicking about

 

occupation: Pro Slacker

current crush: SugarCunt

stats: tall and slender

body mods: none yet

gets me hot: I have a few hotspots

sign: Libra

most humbling moment: Realizing how hard was to say goodbye after the first time I met her.

i lost my virginity: and don't want it back

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Indie Rocker, Straight Edge, Goth, Punk, Metalhead, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer