I want my sleeve and a half, damnit.
I also want to become proficient with a firearm, learn ASL and Spanish, master photoshop, become an SG and legit SG photographer in the glorious tradition of AlissaBrunelli, travel to Prague, Israel, Ireland, Eqypt, Australia, Japan, Spain, and a dozen other places with a man that I love (Travel is better with the possibility of sex with someone you're utterly confident doesn't have STDs or murderous intent). I want to reward myself for earning a Masters in Social Work with glorious fake tits and I want to spawn a half dozen dark haired children one day in the huge house on the land that I own with a man that makes me as happy and content as I make him.
Really, its not so much to ask.