It's Wednesday; half way mark of the week. I realize that some of you might need a type of resuscitation to make it the rest of the way through and since I'm the providing sort, allow me to provide you with current resuscitation guidelines:

I think I've done a lot already this morning, especially with providing you the guidelines as to how to save a life and re-harden nipples, so the rest of this post is going to be nonsense.
Dog nonsense.








On that note, I return to Florida his weekend to close out the Bay Area Renaissance Festival. My last bartending gig for a while. It's bittersweet and will make me miss Florida more than I should but it's worth it to make the trip.
Financially lucrative too; I can finally buy that yacht I've always wanted.

While we're daydreaming about naked time with a half-Asian, half octopod sex slave, lets also dream about my new digs:


Alright time, to go brush teef:
shower:

and go enjoy the day:

Eye<3ewe,
Scotty

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