"i love you justan. like a fat kid loves... food?"

"You are such a trouble maker.. but I like that!"

"Meh... I guess he's okay."

"Next week, Or the week afeter what's best for you? I have sunday-tuesday off. Both weeks."

"mmm, i might go to canmore for a booty call, so i could probably swing calgary at the same time..... to see my swingin' friends."

"FINE! I won't even have a party! GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

"cool. did you get the invite for birthday birthday extravaganza? start growing some facial hair! I'm getting implants.... my pubes on my upper lip! hot huh?! feb 10th be there."

"if only you a ME got married. I'd let you bring our daughter to an orgy. She's going to find out sooner or later.....Hey for real though can you three make it down for feb 10th? I'm probably having my/our party that night."

"bring neko"

"I think this will be the birthday WE finally have a super-orgy-porno-party. I have the whole thing planned: I've got concrete floors in my loft, so all we'll have to do is put plastic over the furniture. Then we'll go to costco where we can buy a half dozen 5 gallon pails of k-y which we'll poor into the bath tub. Then, when I greet people at the door, i'll take their cloths, and instruct them to jump in the "lube-station" before they join the fun. REMEMBER eat lots of pineapple before our birthday bash!
THIS WILL BE THE BEST PARTY EVER!"