The Leafs start next week!

My life as I know it is over!

I'll be stuck in front of the television, screaming "WHY, GOD, WHY?"

Yay! Lukas won Rockstar...but what are they going to call themselves now? Copywright infringment sucks.

I love Tommy Lee.

Hockey starts in three weeks!

I hope that everyone is doing okay.

I don't come on here that often, eh?

It's the long weekend! Yay!

Almost one more month before the Leafs start! Yay!

Getting three new crying kids in my room on Tuesday! Boo!

I need a new job!!!!!

There were nuns that lived in a convent that had never seen a naked man before.

One day, one nun went into the forest. There was a naked man there.

He pointed to his penis and told her that it was a flower. If she touched it, it would bloom. Which it did.

She went back to the convent and told the other nuns that she made the man's flower bloom.

One nun responded and said, "I saw that man in the forest yesterday! He told me that it was a clarinet, and I played it for half an hour!"

Yes...I've been away for a while. That's because I finally got a life (temporarily, anyways).

I went on a bus trip to Montreal and Quebec City for the long weekend with my mom and a bunch of nonnas (Italian grandmother-types). I've never seen so many cookies in my life.

Quebec City is beautiful...but all the good looking guys that I saw in Montreal were gay. Put a gun to my head.

I'm glad to be home. And yes, I missed my butthead of a brother.

But I missed my bird more. I'm so mean.

I went to go see Clerks II on Saturday night. It was fucking hilarious!

I love Jay & Silent Bob. It was worth it just to see Jason Mewes naked.

When does hockey start? I can't take it any more. No World Cup, I don't really like the Jays...I'm going through sports withdrawal!

I do, however, like to watch Rock Star: Supernova (the INXS version was better, though). Lukas Rossi is my favourite.

I've been REALLY disoriented over the past couple of days, and I'm hopped up on drugs.

Not illegal ones, though.

When is hockey coming back? I have nothing to do, nothing to watch, no reason to live!!!!!

God, I need a new hobby. Go Leafs go!

I went to go see the new Pirates of The Caribbean movie on Saturday, and I liked it! When is the next one coming out? I need my Johnny Depp fix.

I hope that the rain stops soon.

Work sucks.

p.s.: Despite what he says, my brother REALLY stinks. Go Leafs go.

Hello there!

My stinky brother finally convinced me to join this little community.

p.s.: I'm trying to fill out my profile, but the damn thing doesn't seem to want to save my information. Any suggestions?