I recently renewed my account just because I like trolling the groups and boards. I don't even look at the sets anymore. Is that bad?

Soooo ... I'm married now. Awesome.

I'm baaaaaaack ...

What's changed?

I gained weight.
I joined a gym.
I changed jobs ... twice ... working on a third.
I met a girl ...
Fell in love ...
... and now I'm engaged ...

... life is good.

How are you?

Gawdamn I am horny today ...

My new little baby girl! I'm a proud papa!

Well ... I'm single again ...

... just one of many changes for me ... I've lost 35 pounds since last year due to a renewed interest in excercise and a newly discovered flair for healthy cooking. I've finally gotten back into school, but I can't enroll into any classes until next semester. I have a job interview coming up for the highest paying job I've ever had, and all I'll really be doing is traveling around the country making sure everyone else in the company is doing their job.

Change is good ... and a little sad ... but I'm excited for what the new year may bring. I'm just going to keep moving forward and hope for the best.

NOTICE: I'm still alive ... FYI ...

This one was soooo good ... I just had to share ...

Conversational Snippet 8

(Heard while at an Office Christmas Party)

Male: "I need a drink."

Female: "Me too."

M: "The bars are all closed."

F: "We can go to the store."

M: "Also closed."

F: "We could go to your place."

M: "What makes you think I have anything to drink at my place."

F: "Idunno ... you seem like the kind of guy who would have at least a couple beers in his fridge."

M: "How could you know that ... we just met."

F: "I'm guesing. We goin' or what?"

M: "Don't you have to work tomorrow?"

F: "Yeah."

M: "Well ... so do I."

F: "Oh don't worry ... we can carpool in the morning."

(Collect personal belongings and rush out the door.)


... There are more on myspace

Conversational Snippet #2:

(Male and Female ... heard through the wall of my apartment.)

*Rhythmic Grunting and slapping noises ...
F: "Mhuh ... uhah ... dick ... mmm ... m' ass?"
M: "I'm sorry, beg your pardon?"
F: "Oh."
M: "No. I didn't hear you ..."
F: "Ahuh ... mmh ... dick ... mmm ... oohuh ... my ass?"
M: "You want my dick in your ass?'
F: "Mhmm ..."
M: " What?"
F: "Yes!"
* Rhythmic Grunting and slapping noises stop.
M: "You have to ask me nicely."
F: "I ... Want ... Your ... Penis ... In ... My ... Butt."
* A few seconds pass ...
M: "If you insist."
* Rhythmic Grunting and slapping noises resume ...

Conversational snippet:

(two guys)

Guy #1: Wow, that makes my girly parts all tingly.
Guy #2: You have girly parts?
Guy #1: Yeah ... I keep them in a jar in my fridge.