age: 25 (Apr 12, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2007

occupation: Banker

heroes: Christopher Buckley

sign: Aries

makes me sad: Irrationality

crush: Christina Aguilera

fantasy: To be in the middle of a scandal involving a 15,000/hour hooker

stats: Bayesian statistics is really my thing.

gets me hot: Ron Paul

body mods: Two replacement teeth for my broken teeth. Lousy wall should have gotten out of my way.

most humbling moment: Whenever I lose a good friend.

i lost my virginity: like I