Funny story - Alissa and I were shooting in a public downtown Columbus area a little while ago. Annathesia, Zephyr, and Sunshine were our 'look-outs' for pedestrians. Our code word was Goose (for someone coming). If it was more than one person, Geese. Family of Geese was a scary thing to hear, me being naked and fumbling to get dressed quickly to not get caught. Family of Geese on Bicycles was HOLY SHIT fuck fuck fuck get dressed FAST. There was also a dude hanging out behind us for a while, he ended up leaving - for a drug deal that happened nearby, then left completely (that we know of haha).


With that said, the set is still being edited, but here is a teaser


Also in SG news, I am planning a shootfest in September. I rented a giant house on the ocean, and there are 11 girls coming so far - several more are planning their trip now. If any gals are interested in coming - PM me for the group link. I am shooting a multi with Myrtle in this room - maybe we could get Mnislahi to join us in the multi?!


I am still missing Hell City... I miss the girls, I miss the fun. Here is a video the lovely Shotgun made for Inked Magazine's website. My favorite part is the clip where I am on stage with Tita when the whole crowd was singing Happy Birthday to me.
Link to video/ Inked Mag blog

I have a huge crush on actor Casey Affleck - his voice is what gets me every time. His voice makes me melt, it's sincere and sexy.


I have to post this photo again since Sunshine did such a great job - my half-sleeve was done by Loo Pimble of Orlando, FL

Powder Puff Pinups

I am submitting a few paintings to an art show. We have monthly art shows at my work, they are silent auctions - this particular one is animal themed and a percentage of sales goes to an amazing animal shelter that rescues all kinds of animals.
--Two snails having sex--

--Some sort of deer-ish animals--

--Anteater pooping angels (my roommate's idea)--


Instagram!!!!

WOAH! So.......... mother fucking Hell City. Yup. I think I am addicted now. I got a tattoo by Trevor Collis, hung out with some fellow SG's, partied. My birthday was saturday and when I was on stage about to hand out an award for a tattoo, everyone sang happy birthday to me! It was really sweet



HUGE thanks to Sunshine and Alissa for all their help getting me a place to stay/rides to the airport/always welcoming me with the warmth of their hearts!! Also, Wit and Sunshine bought booze for me to drink for my b-day. Awww shucks you guys Thanks to Shotgun for shooting my first pics for Zivity . Thanks to all the Hell City peeps for showing us love and smiles! Wit and Glitch shot a multi, I can't tell you about it cause it gets me too hotttt to think about. Oh and we got an AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING American flag and certificate in honor of the Suicide Girls - from a very lovely man. In return we gave him a year membership, I think Alissa picked up that tab for him - what an amazing gal right?!

So great to see all you lovely ladies again and meet so many more! I am truly blessed.





Power Puff Pinups shot by Sunshine!

HELL CITY HELL CITY HELL CITY!!!! I will be working the SG booth in Columbus this coming weekend. I'm pretty stoked. I get to shoot with Alissa again, Shotgun may shoot some pics of me and video tape me answering some questions, and I get to stay with Exning - Sunshine - Wit - and some others I am unsure of yet. I went shopping today and got some sexy things


I went to the springs yesterday, and I impressed myself with my kayaking skillz!

Watching my roommates' pets while they are on a private yacht in paradise.




Played a giant game of Connect Four at Shipyard.


Drank some delicious beers and traveled to Cigar City brewing with Wysh and MotherTeresa




Kicked some butts in darts, BAM!


Critical Mass made their last stop at my bar


That is it for now, I will have tons to blog about when I return from Hell City!!! Woooooooooo!!!!!!!

Big news. I. Got. A. Smart phone! I have been happily living in ancient times with what I call 'the red brick' which was only good for calling and texting. Well, I finally gave in - it hit me when I was in Ohio for a big SG party. Everyone was taking photos with their phones and tagging each other on Instagram. Then my roommate introduced me to Draw Something. So! I haggled T-mobile and got the phone I wanted for free.

In other news, I am going to Hell City in Columbus. I am super excited. I get to shoot with Alissa again, and I will be staying with Sunshine, Exning, Wit, and some others - not sure who yet.

Also! My amazing craft beer bar is moving down the street to a bigger location! Very happy about that. I really love my job. I can't imagine not working with good beer. I love talking about it, serving it, and especially finding a new beer for someone to fall in love with.

I hate ending sentences with prepositions.

Here are some of my bartending pet peeves:
1.) Don't give me shit about IDing you. Just show me the fucking ID. Simple. I swear to god if you are younger than me and giving me shit for IDing you, I will break a bottle on your head and then shove it up your ass.
2.) Don't wave me down on a busy night and then sit there looking at the menu saying 'ummmmm, hmmmmm.....' Dude, seriously? You waved me down and you don't know what you want? I'll happily help you pick, but don't sit there and just go 'uhhhhhhh.....'. Morons.
3.) Don't stand in the 'service bar only' area. There are 2 signs, and ppl still stand there, making it impossible for servers to get their beer orders. READ. It's one of the first things we learn as children. C'mon now.

I saw Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band for the second time monday night. It was AMAZING. I HIGHLY HIGHLY recommend checking them out. I played the same stage as them 3 or 4 years ago at Florida Music Festival and was soooo stoked to know they were going to play here again. I am going to interview them and see if SG wants it for the site. We shall see. Just trying to think up some questions to ask them.

Random fact: Sometimes I replace J's with Y's. I call Jimmy John's, Yimmy Yohns. I call Jessica, Yessica. Sometimes I replace Y's with J's. So instead of 'yes', I say 'jes'. Useless information, jes.

Love a good bloody mary.

A little Yesenia history lesson photo blog style!!

My dad before he left Spain and met my mother


My mother before she met my dad


My parents on their wedding day


Me after I was born


Picking my nose in Michigan


In Spain with my papa


I went to private school on an island


I was a cheerleader for 8 years


And now I am a Cicerone Certified craft beer server at my favorite bar!



I got most of the outline on my back tattoo done a few days ago, lot's more work to be done!


Super excited to go back to Columbus for Hell City!!! Just found out Exning is going! I will be staying with Sunshine and Wit and some others - not sure who yet! Alissa will be shooting another set for me - amazing!!!

On a side note - I have always wanted to chase tornados and watching The Weather Channel all day has just intensified my craving. This hurricane season better be good. It's been boring as fuck the past 5 years.

I went to the Trayvon Martin Rally in Sanford, about 700 ppl showed up.

Our signs were really popular, I can't tell you how many ppl came up to us to take photos of us with our signs, haha - I didn't think I did a great job on them so it made me happy









I am going to HELL CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Columbus OH here I come, again!! I am getting my back tattoo re-done and altered on thursday by my awesome new artist Loo Pimble (he re-did/ covered up my arm tattoo). I can't wait!


Hoping for more times like these when I return to Ohio (stole these photos)




Also, Sunday was my job's employee pool party! It was so much fun! We work in the craft beer business One of our distributer's home was equipped with a bar and beer cellar, it was glorious!
Oysters on the grill!






Wow, that's a lot of photos.

Hope everyone is having a great week!

Totally stole these photos from _MIKED_ - OHIO SG party!!!! Greatest weekend of my life. I am speechless. I seriously had the best fucking time, god damnit it was awesome.



aaaaaand I totally stole these from Alissa (how fucking amazing is she?! right??!!!) and Sunshine (sweetest person everrrrrr!!!!!!!!!).



AAAAAAAAnnndddd Exning (omg she is so fucking hot, i am drooling all over my keyboard just thinking about her) flew back home right before the tornado!!! Good thing right? Yeesh. That shit got gnarley during our Hot Dog Holiday. But everyone is okay

Soooo nice to meet all the ladies at the party! Everyone was so sweet and beautiful, made me feel very lucky!!

Loo Pimble took my boring arm tattoo and made it totally awesome! I highly recommend him if you are ever in Orlando. Check out his website!

I will be showing off this beauty in my new set that Alissa will be shooting when i visit Ohio next weekend!



It took over 4 hours

I found this to be very funny...

Click on this link to see the greatest video of Rick Santorum.
(not sure why its not letting me post the video)

...and this to be very sad and inspiring.



Thank you for all the comments on my latest set



I just made baked potatoes.

BACK! in Floriduhh, got my old jobs back - fuckin' RAGE. I guess I decided to eat hummus in bed last night before I passed out. I have not been drunk for a week.

This comes out March 5th! Shot by P_mod

I hear a lot of total babes are going to this and I will let you in on a little secret...

Holy SHIIIIIIIT! Das it!!!