Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
March 17, 2006
BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter
Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.
Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.
Smashing car windows
Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.
Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.
The occupants were not home, he added.
Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.
"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.
Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.
Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.
"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.
Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.
"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.
Contributing: Annie Sweeney
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March 17, 2006
BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter
Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.
Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.
Smashing car windows
Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.
Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.
The occupants were not home, he added.
Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.
"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.
Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.
Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.
"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.
Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.
"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.
Contributing: Annie Sweeney
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html
today started out okay. at least i was smiling. it was strange though because my boyfriend hurt his ankle in gym class so hes been on crutches and everyone was jujst so nice today. this afternoon was quite different.
i got quite upset at a documentary we watched in class. it was about kahnasatake in quebec, which is a nativce reserve, where the mayor, a white man, wanted to convert their burial ground into a golf course, and in the end the federal government got involved and these natives, about 70 or so of them were held captive basically in an area basically the size of a city block because they were protesting against it. these people have souly the right to possess whatever fucking land they want!!! and can you believce a french fag told one guy to go back to his country? like, okay, so well go back a billion years and send the indians back to africa! where the white people come from too? birth of civilization? im so pissed!
i hate people. I FUCKING HATE THEM! perverts, ignorants, assholes, the superficial! i cant fucking take it anymore. im tired of everyone. im tired of rich bastards who think they own the road. theres a reason the rich are a minority and if we live in a system that serves majorities then why is there so much fucking suffering!?
i was walking across a street after having lunch with friends and this guy started honking at me! I GOT SO PISSED OFF. i gave him the double finger and i wish i had a fucking crow bar to smash in his fucking black piece of shit gas consuming anti environmentally friendly shit car.
i hate people in my area. i hate poeople who deal drugs at the school yard down the street. i hate the rude old people, and i hate proud people. far be it for you to call me racist, but if youre going to hang a flag in canada it better be a fucking canadian flag. if your country is so great why did you leave? think about it.
my boyfriends mother and grand parents come from portugual and they agree with that statement. kris' grandparents are so fucking humble and thankful, and they came here for a better life and they provided themselves a better life, and may love their home land but are probably fucking gratefulplaces like canada exist.
go ahead and think im a racist or a bigot or whatever word you want. but im not just white, im fucking italian, and norwegian, irish, british, french and scottish. i have no idea what those 8 billion cultures mean to me. i know im canadian and i hope for a fucking better future, a future without racists and without oppression!!
im tired of being ruled. and im tired of hitler shit and rawanda that.
palestine this and that. why cant you get along?
i dont believe in god but i have christian friends. i think religion was created to keep people in check..but i have religious friends. i had a friend who had a boyfriend who left her after over a year because he became muslim. why do we create barriers? why...why is dating a black guy taboo? why does something have to feel exotic? i guess it makes life interesting, but coulodnt we have that without the pain, the murder, the suffering a torture?
i watched v for vendetta. i think i stated that. but anyways. it seems like everything this semester has been in my face and i feel so completely helpless. if i became a politician, id give my people so many free cnoices, but id be a dictator. theres like no escape. its hard because everyone has such different views...
whats right and wrong.
its simple to me. believe what you want but dont hurt others.
before i kill you!!
anyways. im gonna make grasshopper pie.
ps/edit ;
the cake is good, too minty though. anyways:
i want to use someone for a project i have to do in design class. i'd like them to be like more or less covered in tattoos and it could be a girl or a guy, but i cant decide which id rather, so i guess both.
if u know someone let me know, or you can give me a pic of yourself/them. preferably in a neutral background and topless. im hoping they have tattoos on the front of their body. if its a girl she can go topless, but shell have to cover the goods with her hands.
anyways. so. im not a pervert!
its just some poster project with words that tell a story about that person. so yeh...
PPS; high quality pic, 300 dpi preferably, or a large size, or good quality printablle size.
i got quite upset at a documentary we watched in class. it was about kahnasatake in quebec, which is a nativce reserve, where the mayor, a white man, wanted to convert their burial ground into a golf course, and in the end the federal government got involved and these natives, about 70 or so of them were held captive basically in an area basically the size of a city block because they were protesting against it. these people have souly the right to possess whatever fucking land they want!!! and can you believce a french fag told one guy to go back to his country? like, okay, so well go back a billion years and send the indians back to africa! where the white people come from too? birth of civilization? im so pissed!
i hate people. I FUCKING HATE THEM! perverts, ignorants, assholes, the superficial! i cant fucking take it anymore. im tired of everyone. im tired of rich bastards who think they own the road. theres a reason the rich are a minority and if we live in a system that serves majorities then why is there so much fucking suffering!?
i was walking across a street after having lunch with friends and this guy started honking at me! I GOT SO PISSED OFF. i gave him the double finger and i wish i had a fucking crow bar to smash in his fucking black piece of shit gas consuming anti environmentally friendly shit car.
i hate people in my area. i hate poeople who deal drugs at the school yard down the street. i hate the rude old people, and i hate proud people. far be it for you to call me racist, but if youre going to hang a flag in canada it better be a fucking canadian flag. if your country is so great why did you leave? think about it.
my boyfriends mother and grand parents come from portugual and they agree with that statement. kris' grandparents are so fucking humble and thankful, and they came here for a better life and they provided themselves a better life, and may love their home land but are probably fucking gratefulplaces like canada exist.
go ahead and think im a racist or a bigot or whatever word you want. but im not just white, im fucking italian, and norwegian, irish, british, french and scottish. i have no idea what those 8 billion cultures mean to me. i know im canadian and i hope for a fucking better future, a future without racists and without oppression!!
im tired of being ruled. and im tired of hitler shit and rawanda that.
palestine this and that. why cant you get along?
i dont believe in god but i have christian friends. i think religion was created to keep people in check..but i have religious friends. i had a friend who had a boyfriend who left her after over a year because he became muslim. why do we create barriers? why...why is dating a black guy taboo? why does something have to feel exotic? i guess it makes life interesting, but coulodnt we have that without the pain, the murder, the suffering a torture?
i watched v for vendetta. i think i stated that. but anyways. it seems like everything this semester has been in my face and i feel so completely helpless. if i became a politician, id give my people so many free cnoices, but id be a dictator. theres like no escape. its hard because everyone has such different views...
whats right and wrong.
its simple to me. believe what you want but dont hurt others.
before i kill you!!
anyways. im gonna make grasshopper pie.
ps/edit ;
the cake is good, too minty though. anyways:
i want to use someone for a project i have to do in design class. i'd like them to be like more or less covered in tattoos and it could be a girl or a guy, but i cant decide which id rather, so i guess both.
if u know someone let me know, or you can give me a pic of yourself/them. preferably in a neutral background and topless. im hoping they have tattoos on the front of their body. if its a girl she can go topless, but shell have to cover the goods with her hands.
anyways. so. im not a pervert!
its just some poster project with words that tell a story about that person. so yeh...
PPS; high quality pic, 300 dpi preferably, or a large size, or good quality printablle size.
so the new york thing is happening for sure.
and what a better way to spend a weekend than with like 20 cool people in nyc?
work today. i just feel like hanging out though. but whatever.
work = spending money.
and what a better way to spend a weekend than with like 20 cool people in nyc?
work today. i just feel like hanging out though. but whatever.
work = spending money.
funny story ...not really but okay.
just this morning i was pondering the idea of leopard print. and i was like, there should be some kind of new sets with leopard print. ironically there are now.
my boyfriend bought drums. i';m going to steal them. and theyre at my house so naturally my mom has to pretend shes the cool parent but act like a bitch.
she always approved of individuality and punks n shit. but i cant pierce my face.
what the hell.
i should parade naked to piss her off.
just this morning i was pondering the idea of leopard print. and i was like, there should be some kind of new sets with leopard print. ironically there are now.
my boyfriend bought drums. i';m going to steal them. and theyre at my house so naturally my mom has to pretend shes the cool parent but act like a bitch.
she always approved of individuality and punks n shit. but i cant pierce my face.
what the hell.
i should parade naked to piss her off.
