into: beer, self medicating, karaoke, Roleplaying games (Table top and MMORPG) whiskey, long walks off short piers, PB&J, your momma's sweet sweet ass, Gin, Ayurveda, energy, massage, gin, aliens, the supernatural, conspiracy theories, vodka, my 77 dodge van, live music, irish pubs, irish music, firearms, fried chicken, rum
not into: People who are fucking dick's or bitches for no reason, political correctness, your political views, no smoking in bars, bad singing, people who think anyone can be a singer, fake people, bleached hair, injustice, intolerance, prejudice, people who have no belief in anything, speaking catonese, days that are too bright, morning people, sleeping
makes me happy: beer,porn, sex, RPGing, firing guns, long drives, the rain, the ocean, meditating, singing, helping someone with massage, Suicide Girls
makes me sad: past deeds, beer, when the beer is gone, alien abductions, injustices, my parents, hypocrites, liberals, conservatives, christians, heathens, terminal children, having no money
hobbies: drinking till it doesn't hurt anymore, massage, karaoke, working out (occasionally) thinking deep thoughts till my nose bleeds, surfing the web, writing songs
5 things i can't live without: music, porn, water, fried chicken, beer
vices: beer, spending money i don't have, poker, gambling, thinking, being just geeky enuff to be geeky to non-geeks but not geeky enuff for uber geeks... commitmentphobia, wearing my heart on my sleeve, puppies, girls with cute smiles, little kids... i'm a fucking softy.
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: being introverted, Playing WoW, preparing to be busy again, cartoon watching, drinking, wasting life, performing menial task, web surfing, in your momma's sweet ass, whacking it, saving the world (but that's classified)
occupation: burger flipper/massage therapist/singer/drinker/badass
current crush: booze, and lots of it!
stats: 6 licensed badass feet of pale skin, hair, muscle and chub...
body mods: none... yet
heroes: my mom, Rocky, Superman, Rambo, Frank Sinatra, and of course me, cause i always do it my way...
gets me hot: when we're doing it and you webcast it so your parents can watch and give us pointers, and they also do a play by play commentary of all our freaky sex moves... man my dick just threw up thinking about it.
favorite position: the one where i cum
fantasy: firearms, time machine, perfect crime, dumping bodies, threesome, diamonds, blow, robots, beer, luchador mask, revolution, space travel, superpowers... yeah those are all involved in the master fantasy!
sign: pisces
most humbling moment: everyday i wake up and realize the things that served me as a child no longer serve and i can no longer attain the bliss i had once upon a time.
i lost my virginity: once upon a time
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Up the nose
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: single
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Arty, Indie Rocker, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, Hippy, Geek, Gamer
