i wonder if moose get pissed off if they shit on themselves. think about it, your walking through the woods and you got to take a shit so you pop a squat and squeeze out a duece... well i imagine moose don't squat, and may even continue walking. i wonder if in moose language they are all "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I just bathed in the river yesterday and now this... oh man if my friends see this my social life is over" i imaagine this moose is in highschool... or just doesn't like shitting on himself and the nearest river is miles away... sleep, sleep is coming for me.