age: 30 (Mar 18, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2007

occupation: burger flipper/massage therapist/singer/drinker/badass

stats: 6 licensed badass feet of pale skin, hair, muscle and chub...

heroes: my mom, Rocky, Superman, Rambo, Frank Sinatra, and of course me, cause i always do it my way...

crush: booze, and lots of it!

sign: pisces

body mods: none... yet

makes me happy: beer,porn, sex, RPGing, firing guns, long drives, the rain, the ocean, meditating, singing, helping someone with massage, Suicide Girls

fantasy: firearms, time machine, perfect crime, dumping bodies, threesome, diamonds, blow, robots, beer, luchador mask, revolution, space travel, superpowers... yeah those are all involved in the master fantasy!

gets me hot: when we're doing it and you webcast it so your parents can watch and give us pointers, and they also do a play by play commentary of all our freaky sex moves... man my dick just threw up thinking about it.

most humbling moment: everyday i wake up and realize the things that served me as a child no longer serve and i can no longer attain the bliss i had once upon a time.

makes me sad: past deeds, beer, when the beer is gone, alien abductions, injustices, my parents, hypocrites, liberals, conservatives, christians, heathens, terminal children, having no money