I'm not a meteorologist, but I do believe it's rainin bitches!!!!

So when I was about the age 13, 14 at the oldest, I came across an issue of playboy. Well by the a boy is that age, playboy is almost g-rated but I checked it out, anyway. The centerfold caught my attention and for a number of years she was a favorite adult/nude/playboy model of mine.

I know this seems like TMI but I'm getting to my point. I was goofing around on google earth checking out my hometown and I noticed there was a wiki page for my highschool. Oh, huh, well I'm bored and this could be interesting. I clicked on the tab for notable alumni. Oh, a couple former NFL players. A former member of a quasi-famous country band. Oh and a Playboy playmate of the year. Holy crap, do what??? Turns out this centerfold I had been checking out went to my highschool. Now by what year she was the playmate of the year, she probably graduated HS before I even graduated elementary. Huh, well now I'm kinda proud of my high school. It produces country singers, NFL players, suicides and playboy models.

Has anybody else noticed that in the commercial for the new Karate Kid movie, Jackie Chan yells at a young boy"Jacket off!!" he attempts to punch the boy. What kind of movie is this??

The asshole is back. For a short while anyway.

i'm back. at least for one more shot. not sure how much longer tho.

you want a good time? have your rig break down on a country highway and not even being able to leave it to walk to a gas station, then having to wait for a little mexican guy in a corvette to bring me 3 gallons of oil, only to make it to my destination an hour late and missing about 3 hours of sleep only to wake up 2 hours later and do it all over again. twice.

that was fun, let's do it again.

wow. sleep? what is that? oh right, that thing where you close your eyes.

i'm a big bad truck driving muva now.

and for those of you who know me, yes, i've seen The Dark Knight. twice now... hoping to go again this sunday.