age: 40 (Jan 23, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2012

occupation: Restaurant owner

body mods: Shoulder tats

makes me sad: "The Machine"

makes me happy: Good music and skiing in 2' of new snow.

crush: Natalie Portman (Black Swan/V for Vendetta)

stats: 5'8", 155lbs, charming as hell

gets me hot: I'm the big-shot at the strip club, but my favorite girl is in charge. ie... dancing for me on-stage and in VIP

heroes: Tyler Derdin

i lost my virginity: In my 20's after my mormon mission. The rebellion to my religious upbringing made it awesome!