Thanks to whomever gifted me my account; now don't be shy, introduce yourself!

Thanks again.

dickvegas is leaving...all should mourne; I am.

I'VE GRADUATED!!! YEAH!!! MOTHERFUCKIN' YEAH!!!
Now I've got a BFA in Acting from the Conservatory at Purchase College...step the fuck back!
OK...all austentacious boasting done now, but it seems so obligatory these days if you want anyone to take you seriously and believe you're confident.
We had our auditions last week in NYC for "The New Leagues Presentation": I got a lot of callbacks, the two most interesting being from Don Buchwald & Assoc. and The Shakespeare Theatre in DC. Puhlease cross your fingers for me and all the ladies...send me your SMOOCH vibes
Next week we do the whole thing over in LA, then I come back here and move into a brownstone in Brooklyn.

Just had our final performance on campus last night-Fuck Me, it's been four years! See you next on the Great White Way (I think it should be called the "Great Pale Way", but that's me).

Man, I get back to school 3 days ahead of the general population, there's hardly any girls around, I mean, and it 's like the hormone demons set the pumps marked "horniness" on OVERFLOW!!! God help me...anyhoo, this is my last semester before I graduate; I got my grades for last semester: 4.07! w00t! I'm gonna get cum laude, baby.

...All is well...remain calm...all is well...remain calm...ALL IS WELLL!!!...REMAIN CALM!!!

Don't feel like writing and can't be made to feel like writin"'

"...With a little love we'll make it right, with a little love we'll make it RI-HIGHHITE!!!!"