Happy Thanksgiving everyone, hope you get to spend time with loved ones and friends today. 
ooooh three day weekend, just hope I don't have to go into work to ruin it. Well, I guess we will see how that goes.
I hope you like bad jokes.
Q- Why are men turned on by women in tight leather outfits?
A- Because they smell like a new truck.
A cowboy arrived at the pearly gates and St Peter asked him, "what have you done to deserve to come in?"
The cowboy scratched his head and thought a minute then said, "not sure really, but I did come to a young woman's rescue." So St. Peter said, tell me about it. "well, I saw this young lady being harassed by a biker gang so I told them to leave her alone or I'd kick all their assess." And when did this happen? asked St. Peter. The cowboy replied, "oh about 2 minutes ago."
Q- Why are men turned on by women in tight leather outfits?
A- Because they smell like a new truck.
A cowboy arrived at the pearly gates and St Peter asked him, "what have you done to deserve to come in?"
The cowboy scratched his head and thought a minute then said, "not sure really, but I did come to a young woman's rescue." So St. Peter said, tell me about it. "well, I saw this young lady being harassed by a biker gang so I told them to leave her alone or I'd kick all their assess." And when did this happen? asked St. Peter. The cowboy replied, "oh about 2 minutes ago."
Two bulls were up on a ledge looking down into a valley full of cows. The young bull said, man, I'm gonna run down there and screw me a cow. The older bull said, hold on son, let's take our time, that way we will have the energy to do them all.
How ironic, the same groups that danced in the streets on 9/11 were appalled that Americans celebrated Osama Bin Laden's untimely end in pretty much the same way.
Spent a couple of hours on Saturday getting used to progressive lenses while shooting a pistol. Can you say, I'm getting old? Once I got the hang of it, groups were looking pretty good though.
Back home after a week and an half in Montana. Love it there but I'm glad to be back home in my own bed. Lots of cleaning up to do now that I'm back. Next time I'm flying, driving there takes way too long from the east coast.
BTW, apparently I only just missed out on the East Coast earthquake of the century.
BTW, apparently I only just missed out on the East Coast earthquake of the century.



