age: 28 (Sep 16, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2009

occupation: Student/ Grocery Store Slave

fantasy: Giving ends to my friends, and feeling stupendous.

most humbling moment: Exiting the womb.

into: Creativity, Conversation, and I Need a Third 'C'. And football.

makes me happy: Precious smiles, time off, warm women, hearty laughter, alcohol amongst friends, and my hash pipe.

i lost my virginity: I still have the towel I came in.

heroes: Henry Rollins, Cornell West, Bill Maher, Jon Stewert, and anyone that makes it out alive. The entire concept of a "hero" seems like a cop-out, really. You should be your own 'hero'. I concede that this is easier said than done.

crush: Just about every woman I meet, on a given day. A warm smile, a kind word, a witty retort, a wordy statement, a sparkle of the eye, a passion for something off-beat... ...and even as base as a nice ass, and fantastic tits. I'm only human, you know.

makes me sad: Tragedy, ends of relationships, self-loathing on good people, time running out, missing opportunities.

stats: What, my ERA? I'm 6'0". I have no idea what I weight, though it's probably somewhere between 190-250. I wear size 36 jeans, and 10.5 shoes, and I have three interceptions on the year.

gets me hot: Fire. Warm water. The baseboard heaters in my house (well, not really). Sex.