I am never going to Game station again
For fear of (in order of increasing anger)
a) Throwing the lightsabers at some arseholes in front of me buying their parasitic little shit offspring from a monkey a 360 without getting ANY violent games, and then needing to have explained to them what was safe for poor little timmy to play. My money is on the fact that daddy will be playing DoA beach volleyball within 2 days, jerking off over his HD TV because his wife can't satisfy him while little timmy goes outside to play with action man and pretends to blow the living shit out of his few friends.
b) Kicking children in the head for being chavs
c) Unfavourably comparing the size of the staffs penis to the whole in the centre of the CD (hole far to big / dick way to small) and then demonstrating exactly how scratching and CD interact as concepts by breaking one and cutting his throat open.
Bastard useless place,
For fear of (in order of increasing anger)
a) Throwing the lightsabers at some arseholes in front of me buying their parasitic little shit offspring from a monkey a 360 without getting ANY violent games, and then needing to have explained to them what was safe for poor little timmy to play. My money is on the fact that daddy will be playing DoA beach volleyball within 2 days, jerking off over his HD TV because his wife can't satisfy him while little timmy goes outside to play with action man and pretends to blow the living shit out of his few friends.
b) Kicking children in the head for being chavs
c) Unfavourably comparing the size of the staffs penis to the whole in the centre of the CD (hole far to big / dick way to small) and then demonstrating exactly how scratching and CD interact as concepts by breaking one and cutting his throat open.
Bastard useless place,



